It's A Good Thing I'm Pretty

felt the entire range of human emotion in the past six months and yet every day was exactly the same. how does that work

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

physical altercation my house 9 pm tonight

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

There is no Love on that island