Crying over Ninjas and comics

im a protected species you fucking asshole

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

writing a canon divergent fix-it fic while also shaking my head to show that i actually really like the canon's tragic narrative and am not trying to say i think it would be better if canon was like this

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I actually do think that the cannibal incest spiders in my next book will have universal appeal

what are u gonna do if someone tries to cancel you over it

there is simply no way this could happen

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.