Crying over Ninjas and comics

Mother, I’ve tried chasing the vermin in the garden, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the squirrels

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Inside is such a great psychological horror that hunted down, skinned, and disguised itself with the flesh suit of a comedy show

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

might fuck around and save my own life one day at a time

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

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