Crying over Ninjas and comics

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

the honda cervix…

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Mother, I’ve tried chasing the vermin in the garden, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the squirrels

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats