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Why is the blog patrik-star so popular what’s so special about it?

Forever a classic

Indeed, this should never die.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

lol me too , lady

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again

(( *smiles* the post is back))

Meanwhile in Germany, the joke goes that a teenager is waking up in a hospital bed, the nurse asks them who the chancellor is and they say, “hang on are you telling me that can change?”

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

we fucked up

haha just like cat

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haha just like chicken

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

it’s like i always say: fuck

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor