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Perfectly balanced trio dynamic.
when all of this is over weâll have a softer life together with no ending
The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called âboring as hell,â but I canât help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, âanybody here tonight from Chicago?â and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering
Homerâs like, âand there were forty black ships from⌠LOCRISâ and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts
they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

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hey did you know that uhh
i. the monster's body is a cultural body
ii. the monster always escapes
iii. the monster is the harbinger of category crisis
iv. the monster dwells at the gates of difference
v. the monster polices the borders of the possible
vi. fear of the monster is really a kind of desire
vii. the monster stands at the threshold⌠of becoming
oh shit i didn't expect this to actually get notes lmao
these are all direct quotes from jeffrey jerome cohen's "monster culture (seven theses)" (full pdf linked) i highly encourage you to read it yourself!
that said, while i think cohen's writing is evocative, it can be a little dense, so while i'm here, here's my capsule summary (you can also hear me talk about this in the first episode of my podcast) (listen to @ghostswerepeopletoo)
i. the monster's body is a cultural body - The monster is a work of fiction to be analyzed through tools of literary and sociological theory.
ii. the monster always escapes - As long as the cultural fear from which the monster stems persists, the monster will reappear in retellings, reimaginings, and sequels.
iii. the monster is the harbinger of category crisis - Monsters defy binaries and challenge easy comprehension or categorization.
iv. the monster dwells at the gates of difference - The monster represents the Other.
v. the monster polices the borders of the possible - Tales of the monster exist to discourage unacceptable or taboo behaviors.
vi. fear of the monster is really a kind of desire - Subjects can vicariously participate in the disruption of the social order through the monster.
vii. the monster stands at the threshold⌠of becoming - Within the monster we find information about the self.
In 3000ad tumblr is the last website
imagine itâs January 1st, 3000. tumblr somehow lives through several dozen companies like the cockroach it is. the code is barely recognizable. the entire website, now a repository of nearly a thousand years of posts, is petabytes in servers that, due to techological advances, are still barely larger than they are today. English isnât even recognizable and you see this, a post in language a millennium out of date referencing a show thatâs been dead almost as long.
"terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them" and "euthanasia can easily become eugenics" and "we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people" are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected
also âoffering euthanasia to people who canât afford actual treatment is murderâ
december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand
Me too bitch, you ainât special.
i am special . .And so are you, we dont need to fight
actual criticisms of academia:
cost of education acting as class barrier
exploitation of graduate workers
colonialist past and present
ties to military industrial complex
danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues
criticisms of academia that get made:
those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things

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Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by
Look at my trolley operators dawg my humanity is cooked
getting together/first times
three simple rules by learnedfoot that specter smile by too_salty good morning new york by selinawrites walk the line by laughter_now the intamacy of knowing by butdaddyilovehim before you go by torched22 unforgettable by aprilinparis92 i care (i need you to know) by brokeperception
holidays
when in boston by turnyourankle finding the way by smartalli magic touch by hellbellfirera i just want you for my own, more than you could ever know by redtrospect comfort and joy by eadunne2 midnight fireworks by specterross to not be phased, to just be fine by asphodelon a wonderful, wonderful life by rose_sk
prison era
counting on by smartalli until the morning comes by specter_ross beautiful boy by fangirlflailings end of the line by pace37 bleeding through by blackashbluephoenix fresh out of the slammer by vanderloo ring ring by mindy_hektus things with feathers by KCKenobi
fluffy stuff
59th street chronicles (series) by liketwotiedships family man by novemberhush little notes by sal_si_puedes you can call me honey if you want by crimescenesandcoffee the shape of this longing by bluegoldflames moving day by purple_pansies warm hands on my heart by flamyshine gloves and a cap by cowandcalf safe in my arms by air_conditioner813
sick/injured fics
a sick puppy by alexanderxbetsey feel better by blaked untouchable by marveys the angel and the fool by thekindworthreading constant knot by mockturtletale little black dots by aspiringauthor29 if you have to die, don't let it be in my arms by mossylogs all that's left of yesterday by Iikaa15 fracture point by liketwotiedships
major character death
the empty corner office by aspirateurkilleuse I say to him once; I say to him one last time by acxsmist_inc and my name was on you by veritas_st but a whimper by beelove shutting down by skyenapped better not look him too closely in the eye (orphaned)
hurt/comfort
tell me something i'll believe by statusquo_ergo (series) what will become of me, once i've lost my novelty? by aderangedweirdo consequences by mindy_hektus predictable by inflowers (sequel) time and again by ironfidus falling from the penthouse by butterflycell nothing like a little road trip to mend those broken family bonds by purple_pansies a house is not a home is not a house by hawkaay
Finding out AI companies are chewing through - literally, theyâre pulping and burning them as they go - millions of books often including 1/1s and old texts that cannot be reprinted
Meanwhile thereâs always some dipshit telling me AI is the future and weâve got to just let companies erase human history and literature so they can train their abomination machines to pretend to think like people because a judge said itâs fine
AI companies are buying and scanning printed books for training data, raising copyright and cultural preservation concerns as rare volumes a

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (donât question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something theyâre proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk
âPerry is strictly professional and also a platypusâ
I love the fact that âprofessionalâ is the first reason and âplatypusâ is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.
âYeah no I canât fuck Iâm on dutyâ.
Did you know that�
1.Doofenshmirtz isnât evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him
2.Romance betweet animal/human isnât frowned upon in the Dwampyverse
we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs
one of Doofenshmirtzâ dates ditched him for a whale
Look, Iâm not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although Iâm very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????
Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty callâs current nemesis become desirable for punching again.Â
Thatâs a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents
ââour boy is all grown upââ ââwhy is he a panda bearââ
had me crying
I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.
what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb
@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphyâs law season 2 to know whatâs going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ââProfessor Timeââ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.
and he is trying to be a good guy now
also thereâs 2 more time lines where he ends up good
1.Science teacher
2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)
this universe is big and vast and doesnât end at Phineas and Ferb
Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesnât mean itâs normal.
I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.
yeah..but you see..thereâs this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesnât have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you canât compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case
Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, âbasicâ for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isnât human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if weâre going by the anthropological definition of âhumanâ (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means âhuman.â Heâs just⌠A Human Platypus. âŚ?
Also Doof is legally an Ocelot
Itâs canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.
Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots
I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing
@looney-mooney I agree with this vit thereâs one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. Thatâs just the law of nature.
@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesnât let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. Itâs part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doofâs rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.
Perry getting trapped isnât a sign of some intellectual folley - itâs a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.
But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though heâs somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. Itâs an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually donât even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.
I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an âarranged relationship turns to true loveâ story than an âenemies to loversâ one.
ââYou probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think itâs a match made in heaven. But it wasnât always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues ⌠like a bad blind date!
Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didnât even know what kind of an animal he was. Whoâs ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve ⌠always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.
Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!
Now I wouldnât trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but thatâs just what I do.
So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isnât perfect, donât despair! It gets better ⌠usually.ââ
Iâd say both are correct
Foeplay*
whereâs that post about the OWCA agents just being emotional support animals for the âevilâ scientists
Iâm surprised at how nobody mentioned how much the show ships them itself. Itâs not just the fansâ whim
(Not pictured: the whole Peter the Pandaâs arc)
In conclusion: The show wants you to ship them
EVERYBODY WAKE UP. Itâs canon now. (one sided at least) Checkmate. The post is over
I FINALLY SAW THIS IN PERSON AND ITâS GOTTEN EVEN BETTER!!!
IT JUST KEEPS GOING???
Do you like the colors of Perryshmirtz?
phineas and ferb heritage post
I apologize I was expecting a day of depressed brooding and silently crying in my room not Perryshmirtz: a deep dive into quite possibly most fascinating and unique relationships in modern media