Super Graphic Ultra Modern Faggot

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

Me when I rode my first 13" dick

HOLY FUCK I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN CENTURIES

🦠 #my crobe

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

did you google how to take a screen shot

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

going to the movies should cost $1.00. bobcorn should be a free treat

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now