The mind is a place of wonder!

Bin in meiner Disney villain era und bereit, Friedrich Merz in ein Lama zu verwandeln, damit er Demut und Respekt vor seinem Volk lernt

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.