The mind is a place of wonder!

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

Oh fucking thissss

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

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Okay I'm drowning in chores and I can't focus on uni stuff while that's going on, so I'm declaring the rest of today a Puttering Around day. I've got podcasts to listen to, I can take breaks from the chores to do a little bit of juggling practice (someone tried to teach me a while ago and even gave me balls to keep practicing at home, so now I feel like I have a commitment to figure it out lol) and once I get around to grocery shopping, I can also add a fun drink/snack. as soon as I find it within myself to get up from this chair, it's so over for you (the laundry and the dishes etc.)!!

I've done laundry, taken out the trash, got groceries and called my grandma. Also I can now throw three balls consecutively and catch them again in the respective other hand, but don't ask me to throw them again once I've caught them. Still need to do very many dishes, put away the laundry & the groceries and let go of the idea that I'm going to do any baking today because I have to get a train tomorrow before 7 am, so I should go to bed early...

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen