paw enjoyer

hideo kojima originally wanted The End's boss fight in mgs3 to only be completable if you mailed him a picture of a cat eating dog food and a dog eating cat food

(flirting) I could worship you in ways that would make churches look useless.

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

when you remember what happened to the word "woke" you'll never stop being mad. woke originally meant to "stay alert" during antiblack racial injustices that black individuals face and now it got turned into meme shit and it's genuinely infuriating when antiblack systemic oppression is still ongoing across the world.

not to talk about the hp show but it's wild to me that jkr was like publicly and explicitly like "the last set of child actors have denounced my bigotry, I want a new set of child actors to groom. create a television program so I can have new children" and everyone was just like ok joanne! :) here's your new children! :)

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

in parkour civilization doms make their subs miss easy jumps as part of something called "noobplay"

They should sell tentacle bath bombs at lush that molest you