God-like Creations

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

me at las vegas, visibly sweating and shaking: Oh god oh fuck this isnt like balatro atall :(

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

erasure of country gays that were forced to drive because of a homophobic lack of public transport 

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

girl help i'm having creation ideas above my motivation level

girl help I’m having creation ideas above my free time level

ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves.

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

the fact that I have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating