Lex Cotta

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

there are 1milllion+ comics and yep you have to read all of them.

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

devastating: most misogynistic comic book writer you know accidentally made a really compelling female character

you all really hate chuck dixon huh

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough