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The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

ok i need to give this a shot

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

You would not believe how comforting this is.

I tell this to the kids I treat so often when they’re old enough to ask what getting a cavity means for them. I tell them, “If you get a cavity, the only thing that happens is that we fix it. I’m not gonna be upset, I’m not gonna think you did anything wrong, I’m just gonna help you fix it.”

THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!

*in a jigsaw trap* yeah so, do you mind if we reschedule this? it's just i'm not really feeling it today sorryyy

the whole things just giving me anxiety haha

no worries if not though!!!

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

i wish i hadn’t rejected his compassion