‌Hi I'm Siffrin welcome to my blog

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

THE TIME LOOP

making this unrebloggable. die.

LIVE ONCE MORE BY MY WHIM

Happy disability pride month

little miss memory loss is once again shocked by how much memory she's lossing

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

I threw a dog at a land mine

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENS I SAY "WELL THAT WASNT ON MY BINGO CARD HAHA!" KNOWING FULL WELL IVE NEVER PLAYED A GAME OF BINGO IN MY LIFE. I REACH IN MY POCKET THE BINGO CARD HAS MATERIALIZED. EVERY SQUARE IS FULL. EVERYTHING HAS HAPPENED. I HAVE NEVER FILLED OUT THE CARD AND YET EACH SQUARE HAS ITS OWN MEMORY. I DO NOT KNOW HOW THESE MEMORIES APPEARED. I DO NOT RECALL PUTTING THE STAMP TO THE PAPER. I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND SAY "WOW! GUESS IT WAS! NOW HOW ABOUT THAT!" THE COLD WIND BLOWS

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outside for Five Entire Minutes and I'm already sweating DAMN it's hot as fuck out here

No pair more iconic than Two Gulpin on a Tuesday.

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."

Maybe the sunflower is also a lesbian. We don't know.