the truth about being a womam with 900,00 grains

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

i want to double down on darkrai for competitive reasons which is: darkrai has the signature move dark void, which was a spread sleep move with 80% accuracy. which is Really Really good in doubles formats for obvious reasons. however, darkrai has never been legal in official competitive formats, which is where this gets interesting. Basically, because smeargle can effectively learn Every Move, doubles players taught it dark void. it became such a problem that gamefreak actually stepped in and 1. nerfed the move to 50% accuracy, which immediately made it totally dogshit and 2. stopped allowing smeargle to learn it entirely. So. darkrai was punished outright for the actions of a completely separate pokemon

update 85: champagne supernova (mirror)

I am once again lamenting my inability to enact Physical Violence over the internet: A. It would be awesome for dealing with foes and fiends alike 2. It would be awesome for harming beautiful young ladies with brattish or masochistic tendencies 11. It would allow me to expand my domain over many more Princesses

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.