bruh

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

I miss pjackks jellybean era

I miss da era where u passed out in bath tub cuz u sneezed to hard and fell your ass right on the holiday dinnerfish and it got scared and jumped in the toilet and swam down da drain

You promised not to tell anyone about that

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

that thing is not a leapord or a seal

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

if i ever get a pitbull i’ll name it mr. worldwide

kill him.