bruh

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

that thing is not a leapord or a seal

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

if i ever get a pitbull i’ll name it mr. worldwide

kill him.

We need to learn from this. It's time for Beijing bikini summer.

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?