Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:
get off tumblr, please.
you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

JVL

if i look back, i am lost
Sade Olutola
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Stranger Things
DEAR READER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Acquired Stardust


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oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin

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Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:
get off tumblr, please.
you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
im convinced its his catchphrase with the amount of times ive seen him say it
the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going
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I have been prepared for this moment for like 2 months
holy shit i am in tears
step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound
step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance
step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

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Salvia trip here
I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

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Not loa art today? It was a prank, bros!
inspired by conversation with @theevilunderthesun
The Ottomans give me gold and treasure and yet I am a poor man?
Because I must be a river to my gay friends people
i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
the smuckling smumbler
no
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍
Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point