bruh

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

saw a post about someone complaining about misinterpretations of the text of the christian bible and some genius in the comments said "you know the bible isn't real right?" and i'm still laughing at it. going up to a guy discussing the trojan horse and saying you know the iliad isn't real right?

it doesn't say "i am become death, destroyer of worlds" in the bhagavad gita because the bhagavad gita isn't real and you can't read it

*pointing at the aeneid* you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

girl will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a mans parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

you are my friend and to some extent the altar upon which i mount my guilt

you are my friend and to an increasing extent the saviour i worship

you are my friend and i hope something ruins you before i do

man fuck out of here with that hat. don't wear that. don't do that.

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD

i'm sure ralsei is a good boy but man that bitch sus as hell so im gonna bully him until he starts playing it straight that's how i roll

she started playing it straight so i love her now that's my bestie that's my GIRL it's us vs the world