bruh

o god your thing your sad litel thing

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

cats are so much sometimes. Pangur got really fixated on watching Belphie eat his breakfast (he gets dental kibble, and she gets wet food [due to her not having teeth]) and in the process of lusting for what she could not have, she stopped registering her own breakfast as food. this led to her throwing up puddles of bile out of hunger-nausea. so I had to sit down and hand-feed her stinky chunks of wet food to be like "remember? this is what food is. you eat it every day." and after 5 solid of minutes of this it clicked, and she was like oh yeah, food! fast forward to her horfing down her entire plate in 40 seconds and then throwing up because she ate too fast

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

I can't believe I used to watch jay jay the jet plane when I was a kid like it was normal

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

what the fuck is this newspaper

they're sisters

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

this is what animal crossing is about

Livin la penis smoka