I Hate The Future That I'm In

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

There's been a real lack of ghouls and ghosts causing a ruckus around an open area. Like you can't do that because of the phones. Back then not a soul would hear from the demon's dwell that felled many kingdoms. Nowadays Lord Ordinok would get cancelled for impaling dudes in Walmart.

They say it's ai generated but the tomes do mention their demonic aura creates illusions beyond the human eye and that kind of fucks with the frame rates. but you know, the ones where it's supposed be a delivery driver and rips the guy's heart out? yeah those are demonslop. don't get me started on that.

The little “Uh-oh” just as they pull the nuke launcher slays me.