Moss Creature

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

phineas and ferb heritage post

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And Fahrenheit

the stupidest part is that several European countries do have a form of jus soli, often with the condition of having lived in the country for a few years. And it’s usually the more developed ones that have it.

rotating javadi and whitaker friendship in my mind and thinking about how javadi is a lonely only child and whitaker is the perpetual youngest brother and their friendship is sort of like javadi having a sibling for the first time and whitaker getting to be a big brother and how it turns out they're both actually pretty good at being those things to each other. and now i'm crying

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

i should be nicer to anons calling me an egg maybe it's their first time seeing someone even slightly gnc

i have to ask actually. what happens when you go in someone's inbox and go "omg you should try being a girl i bet you're actually a closeted girl" and it's a trans man. does that ever happen. what then

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

Would have played Paradise Killer earlier if someone had told me that your Kim Kitsuragi was a blue multi-dicked quad-armed nasty demon fox who insults you then vanishes each time you find him.

there be some specific-ass types of wizard nowadays