Omer's Duck Rants

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

GOT IN.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

אני כל כך שונא חינוך מיוחד

welcome to disney comics

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

To be fair, one of my best friends met his boyfriend and now soon-to-be-husband because said boyfriend’s dad works at an alpaca ranch and he sometimes volunteers to help out there too.