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toonnationfemoct

I AM THIS OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT ONE PIECE WAS REFERENCE IN A DISNEY COMIC(TOPOLINO ISSUE)

thegoodduckfan

Great opportunity to share this:

#the least unsurprising part about this channel is that the guy's from Finland #duckverse #one piece #Youtube

addendumbeekeeper

there’s a tumblr person right in front of me and i can’t do anything

jeniferprince

can we? 🥺

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myfootyrthroat

Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."

myfootyrthroat

Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".

teaboot

meztere

I am sorry @teaboot but these cannot stay in the tags.

Suffering cannot and should not become vital to our culture. To any culture, really. Its not about suffering. Its about loving. Its about community. Its about growing as friends and familes. Its about being who we are. It's important to acknowledge the suffering, yes, it cannot be ignored. Suffering needs to be addressed so it can be alleviated if not outright eliminated. It's not a requirement. Its a societal adversary. Its like smallpox.

imyourbadjew

You know which culture centres around suffering? Christianity. These people are just reproducing the patterns they grew up with, while thinking that they broke off from those traditions

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beardedmrbean

I'm reminded of the reading comprehension tests they used in Jim Crow states to restrict voting.

thegoodduckfan

I think it's actually c. It can't be 25% because you have a 50% to choose it, and it can't be 50% because you have a 25% chance to choose that. This already rules out all answers except c, but just to be extra sure if you choose c there's still a 25% chance to choose it which means it's wrong and thus also correct because you have a 0% chance of getting a correct answer.

Either that or mark nothing at all.

luprand

It's a paradox.

If the four choices were each different, then it would be a 1 in 4 chance if you picked at random, or 25%.

But two of the answers are 25%, meaning that your chance is now 2 in 4 (50%) to pick the correct answer.

But there's only one 50%, so that drops it to 1 in 4, which makes it 1 in 2, which ...

thegoodduckfan

Yeah, of course. That's why I said "either that or nothing at all".

That would be my actual answer, but I was going with the assumption that you have to mark something (as is my experience with such tests) and 0% is the closest thing to correct here, as there are no correct answers.

beardedmrbean

I'm reminded of the reading comprehension tests they used in Jim Crow states to restrict voting.

thegoodduckfan

I think it's actually c. It can't be 25% because you have a 50% to choose it, and it can't be 50% because you have a 25% chance to choose that. This already rules out all answers except c, but just to be extra sure if you choose c there's still a 25% chance to choose it which means it's wrong and thus also correct because you have a 0% chance of getting a correct answer.

Either that or mark nothing at all.

#maybe I'm just going crazy and can't do math well in English #or maybe this question is just very nasty #something doesn't add up here #maths #math #I'd like to get a third opinion #If I had to mark something it'd be c

papasmoke

usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets

chirasul

just over a decade ago, i was a student at a big state university and i worked at a computer lab on campus. and people would leave flash drives there every fuckin day we're talkin like dozens of flash drives a week. and what's really wild to me is that they generally would NEVER come back and ask for their flash drive. like, maybe 1 in a 100 came to the desk and asked for their flash drive back so we'd just have boxes and boxes of flash drives. hundreds of them. and let me tell you, people would leave all sorts of crazy shit on those (it was my job to check). mostly homework of course but also, like, entire music and movie collections, games, personal photos, extremely personal photos, and, like, tax documents. do u know how many times i found a flash drive with someone's complete tax return and academic record on it? with like their social security number and everything? it's a good thing i'm not into identity theft because working there was easy mode. anyway about once a month i'd wipe all the drives less than 256MB in size, load em up with furry porn, and leave them around parties like easter eggs

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pennamenotfound

Obviously he’s Made An Error, but this made me wonder. My Jews, does matzah count as bread

Yes

No

Nuance (explain)

Goy button

Voting ended onAug 7

wenevergotusedtoegypt

It very specifically does count as bread, that’s why we make hamotzi on it. We don’t refrain from eating bread on Pesach, we refrain from eating chometz.

thegoodduckfan

Very true, but if I asked for bread and someone gave me a matzah, I'd start a war.

#for the record I voted yes

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Don't mess with Scrooge McDuck, he's tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties! He'll think up a plan to foil your schemes!

It didn't work.

#donald duck #uncle scrooge #scrooge mcduck #carl barks #duckverse #not beating the only read one story allegations any time soon #smarter than the smarties doesn't mean he isn't an idiot

cosmicretreat

daysleftofsecondterm

this post makes me feel patriotic

theweirdwideweb

freebroccoli

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

#not a millennial but I do this too lol

I do think it's really funny how the Quest of the Ring was all about secrecy and not being found by the enemy, and not even one chapter goes by since the quest officially started that Gandalf sets up a flare to all fuckers trying to get a piece of him to come to [the Company's exect coordinates] to come catch these hands.

#great job with the whole secrecy thing #I maintain that the quest officially started when the Company left Rivendell #gandalf #the fellowship of the ring #lord of the rings #jrr tolkien

Maybe I've just gone crazy with confirmation bias, but so far the Silmarillion feels a lot more like Bilbo's writing than it does Frodo's.

#also Tolkien really likes to use the phrase “and so it came to pass”#the structure and subject are way different but the style is more similar imo #the silmarillion #jrr tolkien #bilbo #frodo #the hobbit #lord of the rings

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therisingking

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

saturniandragon

lingonberry24

foolishmortal

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

therisingking

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

otterjpg

OP of the most mediocre post youve seen this Tuesday, gleefully screenshotting a tag which says 'investing at 6 notes' and typing out a faux "no you can't DO this to me" in a reblog

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