Omer's Duck Rants

I would usually caution against this but lucky for you all my opinions have always been correct so it's fine

amazing wayback machine find

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

every time i'm depressed i know vienna by billy joel is there for me. thank you vienna by billy joel i love you vienna by billy joel

Boil ur politicians alive

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

for the uninitiated

he fell victim to the fuckor

I think it was so that they could take pictures of it stored at an angle, to make it more lynchian

This beatnik guy rules

wow

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

good job everyone