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Misplaced Lens Cap
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@undetaqted
I haven’t quite figured out how to use tumblr yet (which I understand is totally backwards) but hi, i’m taq and i write. currently a ton of caitlyn from arcane because somehow in a fandom of 17k fics i still find the need to share my thoughts. Find me mostly spouting nonsense/RTing art on twt: @/undetaqted bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/undetaqted.bsky.social
fics live here: https://ao3.org/users/taq my current profile pic is drawn by the amazing @khannoli
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body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity
this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about
A woman wearing Chinese armor
Lmao
( @dynastyandtree )
The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it
skill issue. i understand it completely
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends) Additional Tags: AU - Modern Setting, Lawyer Caitlyn, Auntie Vi takes her duties very seriously, Womanizer Caitlyn, Acts of Lesbianism, Humor, Smoking, descriptions of past violence, Sexual Tension, Banter, Cunnilingus, Face-Sitting, Service Top Vi, Bottom Caitlyn, Strength Kink, They’re switches but you get a rare top Vi from me, Vaginal Fingering, Good Parent Cassandra Kiramman, U-Haul lesbians Summary:
“I can’t believe your daughter wants the local personal injury lawyer as a birthday party theme,” Vi said, rubbing her palms roughly over her face. “This would only happen with your kid. Are you sure this much screen time is good for her?”
“Oh, fuck off,” Powder said. “It’s not the commercials—it’s the damn billboards. She sees the ‘Caitlyn is always watching you’ ones, and she’s obsessed. Maybe you’re just making my daughter into a tiny lesbian.”
“You’ll be horrified if she comes out as straight when she’s older,” Vi replied. “Higher risk of teen pregnancy. She could end up like you.”
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Isha has demands: she wants the local celebrity personal injury lawyer at her party. Auntie Vi uses the power of lesbianism to make her dreams come true.
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forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware
to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day
waiting to see if a ticketing system is going to stop me from making bad decisions... or if I'm going to be on a flight next weekend
being cockblocked by tumblr from posting on my phone... tumblr android app why are you like this
jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)
Also when being bred in captivity(this is done at my work and my job is to teach people about it) to get them to reproduce from the polyp stage of life, we have to intentionally cause them enough stress to reproduce but not enough to harm them. Lately we’ve done that by cleaning their habitat extra well, makes them think the word is ending
593.5
jellyfish
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accidentally met the eyes of a salesman as I was looking around and ripping open the package of my latest purchase from this large electronics store. he's selling phone plans, has a whole poster board in his hand and is definitely far too excited to potentially make another sale.
"Can I help you find something?"
I could say "I'm good, thanks," like a normal human being. But no, my brain decides to say, "The (train) station?"
an Iraqi gamer's beautiful review of Disco Elysium
saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.
if you follow me thanks *restores your hp*
I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-
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Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨
That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.
