"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
if i look back, i am lost
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we're not kids anymore.
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@kindlingnorah
one of my favorite things online is every now and then there's a person in a server that I'm vaguely familiar with tho we're not really friends and their username is like GamerJoe or something and then one day out of the blue I see they've changed it to GamerRose and I'm just like
Just changed my url 💖
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Ottoman cape and vest, 1890s. Whitaker Auctions.
Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contract each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever
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anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army
THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM
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I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.
being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt
imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!
no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.
you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.
#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders
as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this
Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.
I know that people really do this to other people, I wrote it this way on purpose. connect the dots with me.
we learn to put ourselves down like this as a reaction to someone with power over us (parent, peer with social capital, etc) routinely punishing us for some way we are "wrong", often in confusing and contradictory ways, and forcing us to placate them afterwards.
when the person dictating the rules is irrational, the only thing we can rely on is that we've done something wrong, and so all we can really do to try to avoid being punished is demonstrate our willingness to be wrong. often, this isn't enough, and we respond by demonstrating it harder because it's all we know how to do.
the people who did it to you had some version of it done to them, that's why they treated you like that. if you're willing to treat yourself like this, you risk treating other people like that, even if only in your worst moments.
nobody should be treated like that, even if it's you and at your own hand entirely inside your own mind.
I know it's not your fault, you didn't ask to be this way, but you have to be better than them. I'm not mad at you for apologizing, it's not like it makes you a bad person. you'll learn how to do it less with time and care, you have good reasons for finding it hard to trust that people won't hurt you.
I'm not asking you to succeed immediately, just asking you to try. practice, make mistakes, get better over time. it'll be okay.
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Remember kids, the government doesn’t need to get a warrant for your private information if companies are selling it to them.
we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.
I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.
I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"
nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭
[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
oh hello you’ve returned to us
Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.
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Monet posing with his Water Lilies
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