Just Watch Me Hachiko

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

I like when there is a series of animals doing similar behavior and one of them is our good friend Household Cat.

saw trap where john kramer makes you meet the creator of that one thing you’ve been obsessed with for decades and the creator knows about all of the posts you’ve ever made about their creation. and you have to have a normal conversation with them knowing that both of you know your shame.

not hypothetical. real thing i’m doing to myself on july 9 with barry lyga author of archvillain, which i have been blogging about since 2015. he reads the blog. that i’ve been running since i was 14. and i’m gonna look him in the eye and ask for a signature.

and fucking john kramer doesn’t even want to come with me

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender