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Trace amounts of Monica in my life
A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life
My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

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good morning to the beaten and the damned only
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarianΒ
its like ive never seen herbivore
i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and sheβs two rooms away
posting this here cause Iβm still not over it. people who write instructions I love you youβre so funny
we need to team upβ¦ to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lightsβ¦ it will take all of our powerβ¦ and though you are my greatest foe, i canβt do it without you !

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Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
Pure genius on display here, lads.
i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that βune pipeβ is slang for blowjob
Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase βchat are we cookedβ in her medical professional vicinity. Youβre such a real one for that fr fr
To put it very bluntly.
You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

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i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means
*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play
okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier
As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore
Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that donβt use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%β in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people
Iβm literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history
You might say βoh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we donβt need those things in our food suppliesβ and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But hereβs the thing: no, people donβt all have easy access to those things. Thatβs privilege talking yet again
This is their logic:
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I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)
unrestrained summer fun
every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

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Apollo 17 vs Artemis II
Despite everything, it's still you.
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That's really cool actually
#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry
@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks