The Arabs invented sex.
The Greeks added men.
The Romans added women.
And the Jews added the humble commerically available condom!
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The Arabs invented sex.
The Greeks added men.
The Romans added women.
And the Jews added the humble commerically available condom!

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"How can I fry steak??"
The humble frying pan:
Don’t mind me, just rescuing this gem from the tags…
The Jewish space laser is powered by Rabbi Shimon bar Yochi and Rabbi Eleazer's laser eyes. Spread the word.

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
I was going through the list of things you can and cannot bring on an airplane, according to TSA rules. Most of the things made sense, like no, you can not bring gasoline on the plane. But cookies? Totally fine! Antlers, I mean, sure, a little weird, but I don't see why not. But LOBSTERS.
By the way, this is for a CARRY-ON! On checked baggage, they are 100% allowed, no questions asked. Imagine you show up at the plane, and some guy is holding one of those guppy bags with a LIVE LOBSTER chilling it. Also, I love how it says, "A TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster at the checkpoint". What will they say, "Oh, your lobster looks a little green there, buster?" If this is not the most American thing I have ever seen, I don't know what is.
reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise
not reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore
Dude what is with Chabad’s Jewdar??? I was in downtown Chicago recently, middle of the Loop, easily a hundred people on the sidewalk around me. I cannot stress enough that I am a pink haired, septum piercing transfemme who was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt. No Magen David, no kippah, nothing. I straight up look more like I would hatecrime a Jew than be one.
But this pair absolutely clocked me. They asked me, specifically, if I was Jewish— not anybody else on the street, and not any of the goyim I was traveling with. Just me. They were super nice, gave me Shabbos candles and sent me on my way. I’m still reeling from it. How did they know. How did they know???
Lighting Shabbos candles is a woman-only mitzvah, which means that you just passed really well, as Chabad would only give candles to someone they thought would be obligated to light them (a Jewish women) 😃😃😃😃😃.
what do red pandas even do
I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas
does this answer your question
@pottertheweird :]]]
I have been summoned :)
Red pandas make that pose when they’re trying to appear threatening, because animals make themselves look bigger to make it clear that “I’m scary and will beat you up”
Unfortunately for red pandas, they look like a toddler in a fur suit asking to be carried.
Hence the worlds most forbidden hug.

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What’s crazy to me is that settler violence has gotten so bad that settlers are essentially waging an extrajudicial war on Palestinians in the West Bank and Netanyahu and his coalition don’t care
Settler violence has gotten so bad that it has been condemned by Mike Huckabee and Netanyahu and his coalition don’t care
Violent settlers are hurting innocent people, thwarting both international and Israeli law, discrediting Israel on the world stage, and serving as an active barrier to peace and a two state solution, and Netanyahu and his coalition don’t care.
The Israeli government has the authority to arrest all of these violent settlers and prevent further settler violence, but they won't because they don't care
And why don’t they care? Because they need the extremist settlers to be reelected, and Netanyahu values his own political success far more than innocent lives or the future of his country.
theee thing about spike is that sure he was evil but falling in love with buffy never fundamentally changed him hes doing literally the same thing he did for dru by changing his entire personality in pursuit of a girl he likes. hes literally always been this meme
The Tal-y-llyn Iron Age Hoard, St Fagans National Museum of History, Cardiff
A lot of the lore questions can be answered with, "yes, Spike is just a fucking freak."
Like, yeah vampires don't get much out of eating, won't risk going out during the day, wouldn't have the inner compass to seek out a soul, wouldn't stand by a mad Drusilla for centuries, would avoid slayers at all cost, and wouldn't aid a slayer once neutered for funsies.
Spike is just a fucking freak. A weirdo. Darla and Angel couldn't stand him in part due to the fact that something just is sideways in that man's head. No wonder him and Drusilla got on like a house on fire, they both have something deeply wrong with them.
And yeah, there's that whole demon taking the human as a template theory, and Spike being hedonism personified, and I'm well aware.
But like, I think using Spike as any kind of metric is a mistake because he is simply like that.
Spike is a kinked up, adrenaline junkie, loser, who sees common sense and sprints the other way with nothing but a blanket for holes for cover. It's just him, his purple shampoo, and his boredom zooming through the undead existence.

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because people have flipped out two recent posts of mine i feel like tumblr should remember it’s actually fine to acknowledge non-white, non-western countries can also have misogyny/political corruption/religious extremism. like I know a lot of young liberal Americans try to overcorrect for our conservative government but acting like Saudi Arabia or India are baby countries entirely full of morally pure, simple people is actually playing into the Noble Savage stereotype and not the anti-imperialist flex you think it is
“hm. alright then.”