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sailforvalinor

Modern day adaptation of the “all young ladies keep a journal” scene from Northanger Abbey where Tilney clocks Catherine as a Tumblrina after only ten minutes of speaking with her (there’s no other way she could’ve picked up those speech patterns) (he knows this because he’s been on Tumblr since Dashcon)

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larval-tear

landsknecht bimbofication

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by centurii-chan

yesornopolls

Do you tap the outside of a plane when boarding?

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dietspam16

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bethanythebogwitch

First day of field season and we catch this awesome spotted gar. Just look at those marking

official-gar-posts

why the long face

professor-indigo-bastard

legitimately my first time seeing a gar from the top down view and my god, thats like if someones math class doodle came to life

happyllamaglama

when the weird relative shows up to the farm

krisrisk

i have never seen an animal moving this silly

bluewizardnonesense

“Camels are far too intelligent to admit to being intelligent”

“Camels are largely made of knees, going in all directions”

“Camels gallop by throwing their feet as far away from them as possible and then running to keep up”

-Sir Terry Pratchett, discworld series

tamanduaclaws

Seconding @ellynneversweet's tags 😂

professor-indigo-bastard

as usual Terry was right about them

also god's silliest beast of burden is a hell of a title

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

hold up you’re telling me this is a whole genre????

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

at this point I am genuinely baffled how some posts i make break 1k. you guys don’t think this is perhaps a bit niche

bethanythebogwitch

Unrelated, but I misread OPs name and though they were really emotional about lancelets

Primitive chordates always get me real good

pistol-kitten

ohhhhhh okay I see

scarfanon

he's so big it takes 5 years for him to get all the way into the domain

alaskas-space-project

the inherrant horror of the petrova problem (ie. great filter events)—where two seperate solar systems only a dozen light-years apart have significantly developed life, meaning that there’s likely hundreds of other systems with life, which weren’t advanced enough to survive. Imagine a humanity even fifty years prior to the modern setting trying to solve the astrophange problem.

Imagine the horror of observing your star dimming, perhaps even being able to scrap together a probe (similar to the Soviet Venera probes) to collect an astrophage sample.

imagine being advanced enough to watch your star die but not enough to save it.

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wickanderhalovar

Another happy landing!

andhumanslovedstories

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

power-chords

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

tnc-n3cl

@zeawesomebirdie

nattousan

LIT DYNAMITE UNDER THE BED???

p4nishers

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

nencheese

its because he didn't just turn around, he went all the way back and left the life he was supposed to be going back to behind for it.

donabene

meburgers still the funniest thing ever. u are the sole saviour of the entirety of earths population and in doing so you uhauled with an alien to his planet to help save that one too. but theyre made of rocks so you live off a diet of synthesised vitamins and burgers made out of your own flesh. this is the happiest ending you couldve ever had

donabene

this is book exclusive Fun Lore sorry youre gonna have to read the book. they didnt put meburgers in the film. tragedy for the ages genuinely

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forcearama

When the hell did TFA come out? 2014? 2015? Whatever; it was a WHILE ago now.

WHY does it not bother ANYONE ELSE WHO LIKES STAR WARS (note: YES I'm being hyperbolic) that THAT -- Luke's a depressed failure who's let down everyone who supported him, and not because he's off-world for Bigger Purposes -- was the story. IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

Let me be clear: a FUCKTON of Star Wars from the get-go made no sense. There is a difference between "this hilarious nonsense doesn't super make sense, but I get that the writers love these characters and knew it would be fun/funny" and "I dunno, as a white man in his late middle age I know I have to say that I like Star Wars and Superheroes, but the last Star Wars I watched was Empire when I was in grade school. So like...the audience all want a Shocking Twist? Which I super do not know how to write the conclusion to, but if they'd like a bullshit setup I know plenty of guys who can write that. By the way when the punchline is underwhelming and you all hate it, it's the other guy's fault."

forcearama

My own tags:

😂 god I’m sorry for being so mean but it’s hard to feel THAT bad for grown multimillionaires who already were Hollywood power players.

I honestly feel kind of bad for the cast of the ST. Maybe Star Wars will self-heal in 10 years and it’ll be different because I do really like Daisy and John and they both seem like really nice people, but even my CHILDREN who should have been the main target audience for those movies genuinely barely care about those characters.

(Before anyone accuses me of “just not showing them those movies”, or poisoning my kids against them (lol as if it’s that serious), I never ONCE said remotely shitty things to them about the films until they were way older. One of my kids went as Kylo Ren for Halloween once. My oldest told me a few weeks ago that he barely even remembers what HAPPENED in those movies except that he wasn’t into it, despite the fact that he’s seen all three of them at least four times. 😂

AND for the record, my kids and their friends absolutely ALL have seen and a majority of them LOVE, say, The Mandalorian. They used to play “Mandalorian” on the playground. And they also used to play some variation of “Jedi versus Darth Vader” on the playground. NONE OF THEM played “sequel trilogy Star Wars” on the playground. We’re not OPPOSED to new Star Wars in this house. We are opposed to new Star Wars made by people who haven’t watched or liked anything that was made since the early 1980s.)

forcearama

Also I’d like to note that the people clinging to the the OT are clinging to films that I — a mom of multiple children, a collage graduate who has worked at massive companies etc. — was not EVEN BORN YET when ANY of them were released.

Still became a tiny Star Wars dweeb well before the PT came out. Was at every opening weekend since. Can’t really say anyone cares that much about Rey, er, whatever her last name technically is. Maybe they do! Daisy seems sweet and nothing about Star Wars is her fault. But also…

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Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith dir. George Lucas | 2005

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