you lost the game

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

I've been seeing this since before 2023. They're always talking about "allies" when they mean "supporters". allyship goes both ways, but a lot of the western left decided on a list of causes you have to support and expect nothing in return because "support isn't transactional", yeah well I'm not gonna support people who want me dead no matter if they claim to be helping others.

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

oh no the goyim found out about our sexy bodacious titty assassins!1!!

damn nobody told me we had sexy bodacious titty assassins

Hodel, oh Hodel / Have I got a mission for you

At the same time what kind of murder mystery do you think you're in? As previously mentioned, if you think you're in a Christie why would you check the cupboards for the mysterious killer? If you think you're in a slasher would you check if your food has been poisoned? There are a lot of subgenres of There's A Killer and you can't know which is which

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno