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Show & Tell
The Bowery Presents
shark vs the universe
#extradirty
Origami Around
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almost home
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
noise dept.
gracie abrams
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sade Olutola
macklin celebrini has autism
Product Placement
todays bird
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@reverendyoda
There's something I have to say to the kind of people who keep unsocial reptiles as pets, doting on and adoring their weird little lizardly critters and do not give a single fuck about the idea that their darling creatures' little lizard brains cannot comprehend affection the way mammals do:
You are more capable of true, pure, unconditional love than the god who made them.
My land eel likes that I’m warm
silver baby with one eyeball bigger than entire brain
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Wish I was a late bronze age girl
I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.
eskü, néha még fizetnék is ezért:DDD
ha lehet nálam könyv.
Hányszor lehet egymás után? Ingyen is csináltam többet.
We should get to have a customisable flair at the bottom of all your posts that says whatever you want it to say. I want to have an automatic text at the bottom of all my posts like
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Pro tip! If the previous post can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the two is smart and makes sense, and the other is idiotic and makes no sense at all, assume that the meaning is the one that makes sense!
… are we just going to reinvent forum signature from basic principles? (yes please!)
Yes. I forgot what those are called.
Banners too, please!
Concept art:
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language mama to their unwanted language child: you were an accent
language mama to
their unwanted language child:
you were an accent
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Pharmacy waiting section should have a soundproof thunderdome where people whose medication withdrawal causes aggression can go beat the shit out of each other while waiting for their prescriptions.
On the one hand, that would definitely solve one problem.
On the other hand, that just means you have to listen to them bitch and snap MORE the next time you're in line.
What part of "soundproof" means something else where you are from?
Soundproof generally means no outside sound getting in. But does not prohibit internal sound from bouncing around.
That reply seems to have assumed the entire pharmacy waiting section is inside the soundproofing, and thus everyone within can all still hear Normal Pharmacy Noises.
They did not realise that you were asking for a soundproofed area within the waiting section, still cutting out the noise from the rest of the waiting section.
I'm starting to suspect that my habit of learning to speak english through the internet and doing fuck-all during actual english classes at school was a grievous mistake, because evidently I don't speak english clearly enough to be understood. Where can I go take english classes as an adult?
Definitely not on tumblr.
We should get to have a customisable flair at the bottom of all your posts that says whatever you want it to say. I want to have an automatic text at the bottom of all my posts like
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Pro tip! If the previous post can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the two is smart and makes sense, and the other is idiotic and makes no sense at all, assume that the meaning is the one that makes sense!
… are we just going to reinvent forum signature from basic principles? (yes please!)
Yes. I forgot what those are called.
Banners too, please!
Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.
Wait wait wait does that mean if I become a vampire all the other vampires are going to feed on my O- vampire blood.
#you could say it's the omegaverse- (GUNSHOTS)
Hmm. Post cancelled.
POST DOUBLE CANCELLED
Wait so would O- be at the top or the bottom of the system?
Bottom. Everyone can eat them and they can eat no one but their own.
assigned bottom by derin
Post. Triple. Cancelled.
I wrote this btw and it was accidentally 18 chapters
"you look tired" thanks I am
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Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
i’m desperate huhu
Please give me some inspiration oh great duck of creativity
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
seriously fuck migraines
my opinion remains unchanged
no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
having ADHD means you know a person who also has ADHD but it's somehow the most debilitating ADHD of anyone who's ever lived and they smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day and drink 3 double-shot espressos by 10 am with more to come by noon and when they see you take your adderall they're like "my doctor prescribed me that but i don't want to become dependent on medication to function."
me @ my friend while they down their 5th can of monster energy before 6 PM: wouldn't it be cool if scientists could somehow distill stimulants into an easy-to-swallow once a day package that won't Harm you
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the famous "nonthreatening feminist boy" photograph from 2013 was made entirely practically. The "mirror" effect, which would now be trivial to produce in any photo editor, was achieved by filling the room face-deep with mercury and shackling him to the floor so he didn't float to the surface
Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.
