Reverend Yoda

mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

oh my god THIS is the origin of #my[thing]?

#myetymology

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

@reverendyoda ehhez értesz esetleg?

Sajnos nem nagyon. Nekem is csak kinley tapasztalatom van. Úgy kicsit üres vászon a dolog, szóval az ízesített szirupon sok fog múlni. Én a standard 1:1 sziruphoz adtam négy szem kardamommagot és egy karika friss gyömbért (egy bögre cukorra számolva), az kimondottan hozzátett. Feliratkozom, várom a tapasztalatokat :)

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat

Yes, "nice dichotomy, IDIOT!! Now what lies outside it???" is a classic for a reason. But please consider as a companion piece "nice dichotomy, COWARD!!". Sometimes, one will be more applicable than the other.

i missed this post

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

If anyone feels like a failure, just know that two years ago we were offered a book deal by Penguin Random House but did not realise because we never checked our DMs and by the time we finally read the message the offer had expired.

Two years later we cold emailed penguin and they said we can still write the book. Which is a bit of a problem because now we have to learn how to write a book.

All things considered, I think this counts as a screenshot of hope.

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.