Reverend Yoda

hmmm dobalkatrész hmmm jól kitalált anyagból nem felkeményedő, rugalmas pedál működtető

Hero detected! A szégyen egyébként menjen a francba, de hatalmas pacsi, hogy ezzel még mindig megkerülöd. És előre is köszönöm a baromi sok problémamegoldást, ami ebből kijön majd csomó mindenkinek. (Nekem épp nincs nyomtatni valóm, de a jövőben lehet még belőlem is nektarinnepper.)

Y'all.

@khazaiargos ez tán releváns

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

I have a chest of plastic drawers sorted by time of day and a drawer for the things I take multiple times a day.

I have an oversized sock with all my stuff in it. It's somewhere on the floor next to my bed. Not really optimal for sorting and inventory management, but it's got a lot going for it as far as ease of access is concerned.

So no one is gonna talk about lindsey graham being dead on my dash?

I was taking a nap!

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

It's not like I can tag Victor Hugo in this, but fortunately there's an equally valid backup option. @derinthescarletpescatarian :)

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

Aight so turns out they did have other options and once the demon queen dies we all go home no matter who kills her so I've been just killing adventurers.

Yeah it turns out if you pretend to be a weak girl and they "rescue you" they automatically assume you're joining their harem and then you can just stab them.

I have so many random legendary weapons now

I'm going to meet the demon queen now, everyone told me she was some hideous monster. Wish me luck...

This is the hottest woman I have ever met

So I have a leash now.

You know I think people had the wrong idea about the demon queen. Her idea for covering the land in eternal darkness seems really smart and orphaning an entire village is just how she blows off steam

Ok so mommy said my new armor will make me better at serving her but it is just a chainmail bikini

Oh

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.