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révfülöp, kilátó

edsdame

@wndrpanda

wndrpanda

Kedvenc szavam, es igen pls:D

reverendyoda

Nincs is ablaka.

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heartpdf

#yyyyyup

kragehund-est

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

focsle

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

focsle

Look at this CAR HORN!!

bewareimfrench

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

bowieboosh

Cargoyle

tehamelie

Peugeot grotesque

Or I don’t know, is it a gargoyle if it has a hole for air or must it be for water? Maybe it’s a whole new creature. Burpomonstrum.

cipheramnesia

Potoo lookin motherfucker

reverendyoda

Appropriate facial expression for blasting your car horn in traffic

homunculus-argument

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

flufflogic

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

homunculus-argument

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

trytocallmecal

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

homunculus-argument

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

small-gods-curator

Putting my neck out for you folks here

tryan-a-bex

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

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hydratedbitch

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

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are you okay

she-wants-the-doitsu

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

helloitismika-deactivated201511

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

brokeback-mountain-goats

this fucking site i swear to god

powerburial

#:')

homunculus-argument

There's something I have to say to the kind of people who keep unsocial reptiles as pets, doting on and adoring their weird little lizardly critters and do not give a single fuck about the idea that their darling creatures' little lizard brains cannot comprehend affection the way mammals do:

You are more capable of true, pure, unconditional love than the god who made them.

cameoamalthea

My land eel likes that I’m warm

homunculus-argument

silver baby with one eyeball bigger than entire brain

reverendyoda

#sorry about lazy mspaint - I am doing anything to avoid work right now

idionymon

Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

screaming-weevil

thememedaddy

brgzmpff

eskü, néha még fizetnék is ezért:DDD

unremarkableredpanda

ha lehet nálam könyv.

reverendyoda

Hányszor lehet egymás után? Ingyen is csináltam többet.

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homunculus-argument

We should get to have a customisable flair at the bottom of all your posts that says whatever you want it to say. I want to have an automatic text at the bottom of all my posts like

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Pro tip! If the previous post can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the two is smart and makes sense, and the other is idiotic and makes no sense at all, assume that the meaning is the one that makes sense!

angrylittlesliceofpizza

… are we just going to reinvent forum signature from basic principles? (yes please!)

homunculus-argument

Yes. I forgot what those are called.

reverendyoda

Banners too, please!

homunculus-argument

Concept art:

#unless it is made of malachite

animentality

isotridecanol

real-language-facts

language mama to their unwanted language child: you were an accent

the-haiku-bot

language mama to

their unwanted language child:

you were an accent

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

homunculus-argument

Pharmacy waiting section should have a soundproof thunderdome where people whose medication withdrawal causes aggression can go beat the shit out of each other while waiting for their prescriptions.

fourletternani

On the one hand, that would definitely solve one problem.

On the other hand, that just means you have to listen to them bitch and snap MORE the next time you're in line.

homunculus-argument

What part of "soundproof" means something else where you are from?

scarlettswitch9

Soundproof generally means no outside sound getting in. But does not prohibit internal sound from bouncing around.

That reply seems to have assumed the entire pharmacy waiting section is inside the soundproofing, and thus everyone within can all still hear Normal Pharmacy Noises.

They did not realise that you were asking for a soundproofed area within the waiting section, still cutting out the noise from the rest of the waiting section.

homunculus-argument

I'm starting to suspect that my habit of learning to speak english through the internet and doing fuck-all during actual english classes at school was a grievous mistake, because evidently I don't speak english clearly enough to be understood. Where can I go take english classes as an adult?

reverendyoda

Definitely not on tumblr.

homunculus-argument

We should get to have a customisable flair at the bottom of all your posts that says whatever you want it to say. I want to have an automatic text at the bottom of all my posts like

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Pro tip! If the previous post can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the two is smart and makes sense, and the other is idiotic and makes no sense at all, assume that the meaning is the one that makes sense!

angrylittlesliceofpizza

… are we just going to reinvent forum signature from basic principles? (yes please!)

homunculus-argument

Yes. I forgot what those are called.

reverendyoda

Banners too, please!

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.