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magnoliamyrrh

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

jabberwockypie

Me: I don't know, maybe I was overstating how bad my migraines are to the neurologist. :-/

My best friend:

jabberwockypie

#THIS BITCH #do you know how many times a week this winter she got a migraine??? #Or this spring? #THIS SUMMER? #CALL OUT POST#between this and 'well maybe I don't have asthma and am just choosing to wheeze for aesthetic purposes' #I will be inflicting one million 'well maybe I could talk if I just tried harder' DON'T TEST ME (tags via @arinrowan)

Arin did you just turn MY post into a callout post?

arinrowan

Crawling out of the well of deep tumblr for the purpose, yes

jabberwockypie

#for every note this gets op has 1(one) day where she's not allowed to say maybe her disabilities what disable her are fake or made up (@arinrowan again)

I don't think you can do that?

arinrowan

Can I do that?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

transmortifried

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

charlesoberonn

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

anatomizer

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

thepersonalmossblog

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

seriously fuck migraines

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bluering8

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

smokingchagga

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

rosszulorzott

i want 6/10 solid advice max 7/10

contourkit-deactivated20160224

What if everything gets better in 2016

Alright, fine, while I can't keep him if I was going to keep one it would have to be Ruckus. He's the mellowest and quietest of the pups, and aside from his sister the one who is most desperate to interact with me.

Plus he really is just so fucking cute.

talesfromtreatment

Just a throwback to when I was in utter denial...

#... I really-really miss having a doggo around

no-resolution

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 22 hours 55 minutes

materassassino

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

baptizm-deactivated20200524

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

serialreblogger

some IMPORTANT UPDATES

stay tuned for the resolution

bunbunxian

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIER

A.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern wangxian au this is crazy

esmew9785

ashes-0f-phoenix

PLEASE GO ON REDDIT AND CHECK THE UPDATES!!!!

THERE’S MOOOORE

tlhrfanfic

This is a hell of a ride but this is the Queer romance of arranged Marraige actually turning romance and ahhh i love it so much

GOOD FOR THEM!

lostsometime

this is adorable but i’m still just stuck on ‘he keeps crawling into my lap and cuddling and nuzzling me, but i can’t tell if he LIKES ME-likes me, please help’

dude

#d'aaaaaaaawwwwh!

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angiemelon

solitairians

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

creekfiend

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

animperfectangelsblog

paminaprosperina

cherrypiereadytodie

des

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pa

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everyday-cutephoto

#mai 'az vagy amit megeszel' rovatunkban

kurtzcheimlany

Egyszerűen képtelen vagyok bármilyen érdemi munkára. Na, nem mintha agysebészet lenne amúgy az egész, de most kb ott tartok, hogy valaki rám néz és így elemi erővel ordítanék az arcába, hogy hagyjál bazmeg. Ülök csak itt, mint egy zsák szar, és csak azon gondolkozom, hogy hol vehetett volna olyan fordulatot az életem, amitől valamennyivel elviselhetőbb lenne (helyes válasz: meg sem születek). Most még ránéztem az új gyógyszerem levelére és van benne négy-öt szem placebo, tehát esélyes, hogy újból menstruálni fogok. Ennek a gondolatától meg simán csak epét tudnék hányni és valahol tarkótájékon olyan zsibbadás fog el, amitől kb kettőslátásom van