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catchaspark

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

timefortigers

sheds a single tear

catchaspark

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

gholateg

Lil Early, but fuck it! I’m not missing it this year.

edsdame

hbd

fraktalmrs

21 éves lett….

#öreg vagyok bazmeg #tünde szemed mit lát?#...a nyugdíjasotthont innen #azt

homunculus-argument

Do employers know that employees are actually reusable if you let them rest? Like if you don't use them up completely all at once, and give them time to rest and recover before the next work day, they just kinda grow back? That's how they used to do it back in the day, you could hire five people to do five people's workload, and then keep the same five people for 40 years without issue, instead of having 2-3 people doing five people's work and have to constantly keep looking for replacements since you keep running them to the ground, completely using up like 10-20 employees per year.

We still have access to all the same technology and materials that they were using back in the day. Literally nothing requires us to operate the way things work now.

#megújuló humánerőforrás

the only "prod" these people should ever touch is a cattle prod

#adventures in programming as someone who is not a programmer #I really should be the least competent person here #underperforming me should be a rare and coveted achievement #but fucking alas

whitepeopletwitter

Green flag

elodieunderglass

Went looking for any further context with a certain suspicion

Yeah it would be

reverendyoda

Dare to be cheesy!

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greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

vibing

#már csak ezt a napot kell túlélni #we got this

ketszeletzsiroskenyer

révfülöp, kilátó

edsdame

@wndrpanda

wndrpanda

Kedvenc szavam, es igen pls:D

Nincs is ablaka.

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

focsle

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

focsle

Look at this CAR HORN!!

bewareimfrench

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

bowieboosh

Cargoyle

tehamelie

Peugeot grotesque

Or I don’t know, is it a gargoyle if it has a hole for air or must it be for water? Maybe it’s a whole new creature. Burpomonstrum.

cipheramnesia

Potoo lookin motherfucker

reverendyoda

Appropriate facial expression for blasting your car horn in traffic

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homunculus-argument

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

flufflogic

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

homunculus-argument

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

trytocallmecal

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

homunculus-argument

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

small-gods-curator

Putting my neck out for you folks here

tryan-a-bex

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

hydratedbitch

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

imgayimgayimgayimgayimgayimgay

are you okay

she-wants-the-doitsu

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

helloitismika-deactivated201511

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

brokeback-mountain-goats

this fucking site i swear to god

powerburial

#:')

homunculus-argument

There's something I have to say to the kind of people who keep unsocial reptiles as pets, doting on and adoring their weird little lizardly critters and do not give a single fuck about the idea that their darling creatures' little lizard brains cannot comprehend affection the way mammals do:

You are more capable of true, pure, unconditional love than the god who made them.

cameoamalthea

My land eel likes that I’m warm

homunculus-argument

silver baby with one eyeball bigger than entire brain

reverendyoda

#sorry about lazy mspaint - I am doing anything to avoid work right now

idionymon

Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

screaming-weevil

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thememedaddy

brgzmpff

eskü, néha még fizetnék is ezért:DDD

unremarkableredpanda

ha lehet nálam könyv.

reverendyoda

Hányszor lehet egymás után? Ingyen is csináltam többet.

homunculus-argument

We should get to have a customisable flair at the bottom of all your posts that says whatever you want it to say. I want to have an automatic text at the bottom of all my posts like

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Pro tip! If the previous post can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the two is smart and makes sense, and the other is idiotic and makes no sense at all, assume that the meaning is the one that makes sense!

angrylittlesliceofpizza

… are we just going to reinvent forum signature from basic principles? (yes please!)

homunculus-argument

Yes. I forgot what those are called.

reverendyoda

Banners too, please!

homunculus-argument

Concept art:

#unless it is made of malachite

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