Mix Mango's Mangoverse

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything

op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)

I MEANT 2015

playing undertale in the trenches with the lads before the Big Push

If anything, evidence suggests homosapiens were the ones to be more violent and potentially wipe out the neanderthals! Not to mention by now we know basically everyone except some groups in Sub Saharan Africa (which also houses the most diverse human genetic groups, fascinating stuff!) have neanderthal DNA, on top of other extinct hominids like denisovans. The idea that these other groups were monsters or somehow not as human is ridiculous when all modern humans share DNA with them because the overwhelming evidence says they absolutely fucked

take him and photoshop him

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.