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Cybersex Monday

Cybersex Monday

Cybersex Monday

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

I'm always saying this

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

In fairness most life on earth is a ball o' bullshit on schmovers. Sometimes it's 2 or three balls o' bullshit with a varying amount of schmovers

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

please make it go away

Being a fan of independent animation is like, "wow, what a great 20 minutes. Meet again in 18 months?"

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

We fuckin at the trough buffet