the moon is my wife

(anon submission)

we're fucking on the first date and im paying off all of my debt

crazy soundscape in this video but what really sticks with me is the title. single sock solutions. its like theyre sponsored by socks

behold my ugly

I painted your ugly

insta • twt • bsky

these are getting weird

I missed him 💞

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

LOL LOOK AT THE SHUTTERS

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

Mind you, this isnt "let the kid run rampant and disturb others" this is "no means no and I have to respect your no too. if I can't, I will say why" "we need to go to the car or on a walk so we don't disturb other people with noise" and getting killer ab muscles from letting her up and down from the baby wearing sling a million times a day.

ok actually though what was this game’s problem . why am i so envious of a yellow shape