the moon is my wife

My friend with the baby, now toddler, has juuuuust started allowing her sweet treats in the form of oatmeal cream pies. Apparently today she stopped abruptly mid meltdown and was all smiles when she was asked if she wanted oatmeal cream pie for snack.

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"