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The nurse doing my laser was like "you're doing really good, im impressed" and yk that shit went straight to my big fat head. why yes I am extremely good at sitting still while you torture me with laser beams, thank you

[Image description: Color fanart of Smack Talk, portrayed as a Black man with cropped hair wearing orange aviators, pushing arrays of glowing orange buttons inside his mech. In the smoke trail from his cigar is a caption reading, “Hey Austin, do you want to know what the weak point of a mech is? The fucking pilot.” End ID.]

They should make cigarettes with estrogen instead of nicotine, and instead of giving you cancer they make you pretty, and you can put them out on a masochist to make its tits bigger.

The woman who kidnapped me and relentlessly abused me over the last week for nothing but her own pure sadistic enjoyment took me out for a walk in the woods and unleashed me and told me to run!! I think shes letting me go finally :D

I don’t want to reincarnate into a beautiful lotus flower. I want to reincarnate into the most evil orca in the world

That’s so gross I’m going to think about it when I cum

That one mutual you want to be tied up with, kissing around the gag, squirming against each other while a vibrator buzzes between you. you know what i mean?

A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

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