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nice queer meetup why is everyone white

like okay!! its fine i do get that maybe you live in a place that just mainly has a majority white people!! but that doesn't mean nonwhite queer people don't exist in your area, in fact it's more than likely!! there's probably a reason you need to look into if you see that for some magical reason, your group has No nonwhite people!! you do actually need to put effort into making it clear you want them there and you'll treat them well!! why is it all white people!! if you don't even have a single person of color, something bad is happening! something Really bad is happening!

letting you age regress but I’m determined to be your irresponsible alcoholic mother and I just let you make me a mediocre martini

*taking a drag off a cigarette* this is why your father left us all alone, you know

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

"my son turned out fine" fuck you that's my dog and shes eating kibble from my hand right now

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you