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Alright 6th attempt at catching that bird starts now

maelwife

Bird secured

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Ofc the train to wild bird fund is absolutely packed so I’m a sardine struggling to reach around ppl to hold a pole and my salad bag is making bird noises and everyone’s looking at me weird and I didn’t think of it at the time because it was 110° and embarrassing but I should’ve announced that it was a really fresh salad

maelwife

Also my most intimidating coworker saw me jump that bird and. The look she gave me.

#I went over with my bird bag like Sharon I can explain I promise I’m not weird

maelwife

Alright 6th attempt at catching that bird starts now

maelwife

Bird secured

maelwife

Ofc the train to wild bird fund is absolutely packed so I’m a sardine struggling to reach around ppl to hold a pole and my salad bag is making bird noises and everyone’s looking at me weird and I didn’t think of it at the time because it was 110° and embarrassing but I should’ve announced that it was a really fresh salad

inthefallofasparrow

Well, that answers that regarding the elf stones, I guess.

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THAT MEANS WRONGO'S GOT THEM. THIS ISN'T GOOD

maelwife

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

maelwife

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

maelwife

I wonder if there’s any sort of roadblock that might prevent you from finding unique experiences in a day. Idk something really repetitive that takes up a majority of your time……

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Alright 6th attempt at catching that bird starts now

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Bird secured

#it was rough I really hope I didn’t hurt him

Alright 6th attempt at catching that bird starts now

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driving my chevy to the levee today

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what the fuck

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Motion Picture Association of America.

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Entertainment Software Rating Board

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thinking abt the koth episode where bobby is asked to help with drag for power puff football and its the only time hes allowed to enjoy femininity and hank approves of it but clearly doesnt want it to exist outside of comedy and bobby hates it and thinks crossdressing as comedy is cheap and played out but bobbys just soooooo good at pretending to be a girl they neeeeed her

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SAVE HER

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If they don't bring this up again at some point in the reboot I'm going to punch someone. They gave her blue hair, now give her pronouns.

Remember when someone sent me literal gore because I joked about crossing the street wrong? this website is so awesome

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on a work call. after the briefing, the manager said "any questions" and someone raised their hand and asked "did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone"

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