I’ve Got IBS: Irritable Barry Syndrome

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

*c'est la vie

god damn it

*sacrebleu

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

Some music is just only capable of being written and performed by a bald person

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

I met a better bird catcher at lunch today and while we still weren’t able to catch the crooked beaked bird (we think he has canker) she was able to catch my favorite bird stringy!! I’ll never see her again but I’m glad she’s gonna get the string off her foot, she won’t be in pain anymore!

I MISS MY BIRD ALREADY

Anyone else have ‘Boy George putting out an AI-Generated pro-genocide song’ on their 2026 bingo card?