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your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

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lt. Columba... He keeps on returning...

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Oh we’re getting Honest on this Monday

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You know the answer you're just negotiating with comfort/familiarity. You can get a roommate.

Ngl you’re right. I don’t pay rent here and I’m rebuilding my savings from vet bills but when I can afford living on my own again I’m probably gone.

Genuinely your bf has such learned helplessness like not even a full fucking sandwich bag?

You’re completely right. I called him out on it and we talked about why the fuck he thought that was an appropriate amount to bring. I really genuinely appreciate him traveling 45 minutes with the supplies but if you don’t bring enough fucking seed it’s all pointless. Why even go through the effort. And this isn’t like. A standalone thing. Idk we’ve been together 4 years and we live together and I can’t financially afford to fuck my whole shit up rn but he’s. Hooo. Boy. Idk. Thin ice.

#and this is the only place I can venttttt

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what ur fav new wave band says about u

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adam and the ants: I will have sex with anybody

the b-52’s: I will spit in your face and laugh

duran duran: I am a vain piece of shit

depeche mode: I blend into walls

erasure: gay

eurythmics: do you know how many shades of eyshadow I own? like at least a dozen

falco: I don’t even speak german

inxs: I am wearing a bandanna and drinking cheap beer

japan: I’m special. so special

joy division: not even a new wave band also go fuck yourself

kate bush: I am an artsy piece of shit

new order: I never knew my true parents I was raised by a drum machine

the police: I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself

roxy music: the leather underpants I’m wearing are really chafing me

talking heads: what

u2: I appreciate the finer things in life and love getting my ass kicked

ub40: I think I’m an incredibly diverse and tolerant person

#this still hits actually

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Taliesin West (1937) in Scottsdale, AZ, USA, by Frank Lloyd Wright. Photo by Maynard L. Parker.

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1970’s bar cart by designer Pierre Cardin

Chrome, Plexiglass,

27.5"W x 27.5"D x 26"H (41"OAH)

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we should replace gender with swag

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my free... milhouse... shield....

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WNBA star Gabby Williams supports trans women playing in the league: “I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team.”

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Found an pigeon with a dislocated jaw on my lunch break so I’m having my boyfriend bring a box and more seed so I can try and grab him and take him to wild bird fund

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If I can’t catch him I’m texting the lady who gave me a $20 because she works with WBF a lot and feeds birds in the area, maybe she’ll spot him

maelwife

So this was the chain of events:

Lovely and kind bf brought box and seed

I asked for the full bag but he said it was too heavy so instead he brought 1/3 of a sandwich bag full

I kinda want to kill him but also he came all this way on short notice

Didn’t catch the bird

Got asked out while trying to catch the bird

I got off an hour early cause I started at 6 but that took an hour and now I’m going home at a normal time BIRDLESS

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