Slappin’ Hams

ilya loves sucking cock. 🥰 shane’s cock in particular. loves how fat and heavy it is on his tongue. loves how good he is at it, loves how impressed shane always is, despite how many times they’ve done it. loves shane’s soft little noises he makes, loves digging his fingers into shane’s plush massive thighs. loves when shane loses control and accidentally squeezes ilya’s head in between them, his mouth his full of and everything around him is shane.

they literally like and love each other

much like everyone simultaneously going "ilya rozanov wears lightning mcqueen crocs" a bunch of us keep independently saying "ilya would be incredibly horny for shane in scrooge pajamas" and that's honestly so fucking funny

because both are objectively true

much like everyone simultaneously going "ilya rozanov wears lightning mcqueen crocs" a bunch of us keep independently saying "ilya would be incredibly horny for shane in scrooge pajamas" and that's honestly so fucking funny

because both are objectively true

i just think shane really likes to watch ilya jerk off he likes looking at the way his muscles flex when he moves his hand, he studies how he holds himself in his hand, he likes the way his hips can't stop moving in tiny thrusts and he loves watching ilya make himself come

ilya dropping shane off in the middle of the woods and telling him the challenge is he has to find his way home with no supplies or guide tools but actually ilya is hunting him 🥰🥰🥰

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

Hey… only 9 more months until more Hollanov Raw Sex in front of our eyeballs….

My TV is pregnant & it’s Jacob Tierney’s

Our sex scene baby is the size of a pinto bean rn…