But manuals I come with clearly read "I cut"

I love fanfiction because sometimes The Character needs to be held gently and sometimes they need to be beaten to death with a club. and you 🫵 can make both of those happen. for free

I remember at one point someone commented that in Cass/Mako fics, Cass cooks but it tends to suck, and in Cass/AuDy fics, Cass tends to be a good cook but it doesn't matter because AuDy can't eat, and I think about that a lot.

ngl didn't realize this was unfinished at first and thought this was just a really weird shitpost

Counter Weight by Friends at the Table is one of their strongest seasons. Not because it's perfect in its execution, it's not the most technically impressive. It just has the best villain I've ever seen. What does it mean to see god as big when god wants you to toil? Is it worth it to sell millions of lives away in order to appease god? What does it take to kill god? Is it a super weapon, no. It's bodies and bodies and bodies. It's just flesh and metal and whatever is in between. You don't win the war, you survive it until the other side can't. God exists in the gap between perfection and humanity. You have to kill it if you ever want to get closer.

"I don’t think that Rigour expected this. I think you pin it to the ground with your spear. And you sit. And you wait. Until the sun takes you both. It is monotonous work. We know Rigour is built for that sort of work. But the heroic thing is that Cass is not, but holds it all the same. It looks into the eyes of you, for hours, as the heat rises, until finally September is swallowed."

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.

(For those saying this is making them picture a character's penis flapping in the breeze like a flag on a pole or laundry on a line, that was actually, literally happening at launch. I'm not sure if they ever fixed it.)