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We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. Iām sick of this shit.
This is one thing that was made incredibly apparent to me, as I was learning to sew: Clothes you can find in stores are made for the most average of average bodies MEANING they essentially don't fit anyone, really. Because most bodies don't exist in the same proportions.
So of course, most of the clothing in stores won't fit you properly, they were never designed to fit perfectly, the were designed to kinda fit the most people.
While that sounds like a convenient explanation, and would make sense from a business perspective, I donāt think thatās true. the majority of adult american women are āplus-sizedā which is still considered a specialty category in womenās clothing. Not all brands or stores carry āplus-sizedā clothing.
Avery Trufelman is an investigative reportor who does reporting on teh fashion industry on here podcast articles of interest. In the most recent one she discussed how the sizing model that exists today for womens clothes was created. The episode discusses how the standard model that is used for womens clothes is not actually the statistical average.
Clotheshorse is a podcast from someone who used to work in the clothing industry and this episode covers the history of sizing as well.
Why does āunisexā clothing always have a menswear aesthetic? How is clothing marketed differently toward men and women? And why is sizing so
There is also books about the history of fashion but these two podcast episodes reference those books so I think theyre a good jumping off point. They also include insight from people in the industry who discuss for example who companies deciding to forgo the use of fit models or dont do thorough fit testing is hard for everyone.
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you people aren't CASTING
We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. Iām sick of this shit.
This is one thing that was made incredibly apparent to me, as I was learning to sew: Clothes you can find in stores are made for the most average of average bodies MEANING they essentially don't fit anyone, really. Because most bodies don't exist in the same proportions.
So of course, most of the clothing in stores won't fit you properly, they were never designed to fit perfectly, the were designed to kinda fit the most people.
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
⦠I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing Iāve ever seen in my life
This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, heās stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, theyāre still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but theyāre still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewerās lived experience. Theyāre still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And itās beautiful. Itās beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because heās presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.
A post about this went round recently, and Iām delighted to announce sheās since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine š³ļøāā§ļø
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Thereās a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films sheās made

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thereās very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. ITāS OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.
if I have to read āwomen in their 30sā used as an insult one more time I swear Iāll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because Iām also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT Iāll be annoyed
Iāve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and Iāll die in this hole too
Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isnāt more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.
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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post
#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the siteās sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
hey this is apparently helping a lot of people! adding that on top of this you can also go to settings > personalization > colors and turn off transparency to also boost performance. this wasn't the Big Fix for me but might as well do that too if you're trying to optimize.
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Ok I know we joke about this but I just went to the settings and first clicked "adjust for best performance" and then re-checked only 1 box:
"Smooth edges of screen fonts"
My computer was running hot before I turned everything off; the office I'm in is very warm, I could feel the heat of my CPU through the keyboard. The fans were going, not as loud as they usually get, but they were still blasting.
Y'all.
I can barely feel the warmth through the keyboard now. It's been like 2 minutes. The fan is nearly silent.
Click the Windows key and start typing "System settings", and "View Advanced system settings" will pop up. Then click "Settings" under Performance:
Then you'll see this:
TURN IT ALL OFF.
I turned "Show window contents while dragging" and then turned that off again. It's up to you.
My computer is so quiet and reasonably-temperatured now and I barely notice a difference in utility, why is windows like this
maybe I can even play computer games again
The second best thing you can do for a Win10 computer is turn off whatever unnecessary services it's decided it needs to run in the background always. Some services it does need, but others are useless. Here's an article that goes into step by steps.
10AppsManager lets you uninstall bloatware. Winaero Tweaker lets you disable crap like Cortana/Copilot, ads, telemetry, internet search results when you search from the taskbar, and all kinds of other stuff, plus it gives you lots of other little options that are just nice to have (like, it can restore the old MS Paint program in place of Paint 3D). Both are totally free.
Oh, and check your startup programs in the Task Manager tab to make sure your computer isn't automatically starting eight million programs every time it boots. But I think people mostly know about that. (Unless this is me going "they only know one or two feldspars... and quartz of course.")
The first best thing you can do for a Windows computer is install Linux Mint. But some of us do need a few pesky Windows-specific programs. Bleh. Still, if you're up for a project, you can have both (and it's awesome). Here's an article about setting up a dual boot Windows/Mint system.
Hi, im american and i dont really know anything about canada or its politics other then you guys only have one road. But it seem other countries always seem to know allot about american politics. Why is that? Or am i just uncultured
"Only have one road"???
But no, you are absolutely not imagining things- USAmerican media is SUCH a huge export that it saturates global media and makes it difficult to AVOID learning about your political system and your country.
Shows like Law and Order or NCIS, for example, or X-Files to an extent- we've all seen these shows so we've all heard "first amendment rights" or "the declaration of independence" or "Miranda rights". We all know to "call 911" or "contact the FBI" or that we have "the right to remain silent".
But in Canada, for example, we don't have a "declaration" with "amendments". We have The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and if you get arrested here, you are told that "You are being charged with X crime, you have the right to retain and instruct counsel in private without delay, if you cannot afford a lawyer you have the right to contact legal aid for assistance free if charge, you cannot be compelled to speak in answer to the charge but be advised that anything you do say may be used against you in court, confirm if you understand, confirm if you wish to excersise your right to legal aid, do you wish to say anything in answer to the charge".
But in the UK you have to call 999, not 911. In Canada, you have the right to freedom of association, freedom of movement, and freedom of speech, but no "right to bear arms". And in Australia, a cybersex criminals account can be hijacked by law enforcement to track down other predators, and this isn't permitted in Canada OR the USA.
These are just examples, but it spreads further- EVERYONE in Canada knows about Trump and has opinions on your political system, but plenty of teens have no idea who our Prime Minister is.
Hell, *I* watch American news for coverage of global events, but through there I've also picked up on American immigration policy and climate crises.
It's such a huge thing that non-English speaking countries learn English to enjoy English media and read English books and perform international business- and in Canada, we actually have it written in law that a certain percentage of TV and Radio HAS to be Canadian, so that our citizens don't get fully absorbed by American culture and talking points and lose identity and focus on our own country's issues.
It's a big deal, and most USAmericans don't seem to notice.... which is why it seems to sort of get taken for granted that any english-speaking part of the internet is USAmerican.
Even though, you know.
It isn't
Same shit here in Europe, probably not quite as bad as in Canada, but American media is everywhere. Cultural imperialism is truly wild if you consider the degrees of it it's already reached.
Fascinated by everyone's but especially American's desire to give medieval keeps, especially in colder regions, central heating (and I think Winterfell is to blame for this trope, where, to it's defence, the hot springs were not a matter of comfort but survival wrt the deadly fantasy Winter that's not real irl), because I'm always like. okay I know they told you in middle grade that castles were all cold and drafty but like ... no also what
There's generally going to be rooms dedicated to and build for warmth, the living quarters, both for nobles and their servants. This will be the central living tower, or parts of it called a Kemenate (literally 'room with a stove'), the great hall and work spaces around the kitchen. You can put the Kemenate on top of the hall to catch the big fires' and daily living's heat through the wooden floor, but you often can't put wooden stuff on top of the kitchens (that's a fire risk). If you have the money and space, you build a whole separate comfy place for living because you don't have to stay in the most defensible part of the castle all the time. These separate living buildings are also called Kemenate and are often build from wood, cob, brick etc.
People used to wear much more clothes indoors, including while sleeping, and those clothes were much thicker and sturdier than what we largely wear today. Every time you think of how cold those stone walls are, think about everyone wearing a linen shift + two-ish layers of wool on all body parts except hands and head + stockings and shoes + some kind of head-covering. In Ye Old Middle Ages, women are probably wearing a wimple, which is kind of like a modern Hijab in terms of coverage. People wear shifts, socks, and a head-covering to bed.
I think people used to radiators also really underestimate how much a large open fire/tiled stove heats up a room. Also, middle and northern Europe (as well as parts of Northern China) had and to this day have beds and benches build into tiled and cob stoves. Those fuck.
Beds are enclosed so you stay warm in them, either by curtains, in wall niches or with wood. There's also a type of bed that's inside a chest (like a coffin) so you can stuff your stuff inside during the day and put down the lid to use it as a bench. That's also another reason for people to always sleep in groups. Depending on the era, one of the jobs of a lady's maid or a retainer might literally be warming their master's bed. In early times and among servants, people also sleep in large groups in rooms together in general even outside a farming context, often with animals like pet dogs, too, which further warms everything up.
Walls are not bare, cold stone, but covered with a layer of plaster or cob, tiles or wooden panels, sometimes layered, and believe me, this makes such a difference. Source: I lived in a Ye Olde German Farmhouse with 70 cm thick stone walls and flag stone floor and all that converted to modern flats for a while.
On top of that you hang tapestries on the wall, which are not like modern printed cloth but basically wall rugs, sometimes several inches thick, and rugs or rushes (like a light cover of hay) on the floor on top of stone, tile, wooden panelling or a cob floor cover that goes over the heave flag stone. Pillows and blankets on all sitting surfaces, often on top of panelling (in the case of benches build into the stone). The roof of a room is also tiled, panelled or plastered. Upper stories will generally have wooden floors. Stories in a tower heat each other upwards, so the nicer rooms are further up.
The inner stone walls of a castle, even if stone and very thick, will heat up a few degrees in comparison to the outside walls if the castle is continually heated/lived in, and also trap heat inside, and this will make a difference. Inner walls might also be thinner and made of wood, cob or brick. You're defending against the outside, after all.
You put stuff in the windows. Holy shit. Screens of wood, horn, cloth or leather/hide, often treated for extra insulation. Why are these fantasy castles all so drafty.
Like, idk, I know Americans especially can't pop down to their nearby castle museum to have a look around, but even with people who can and do: The castles you'll see, even the ones who aren't 'ruined' are ruins. They're stripped down. I remember touring Norman towers in England, and those places do look dire and are cold because even if they're still standing, they're ruins. It makes such a difference to get to look at a castle that is still lived in, has been inhabited until recently, or has been historically restored where these amenities are preserved. The exact amenities will depend on the era, of course, but they'll be there. The publicly accessible parts of Burg Eltz are a great example to google, especially since I promise you, you have seen this specific castle before. They have pictures on their English language website here, and the German National Geographic has a few further inside pictures here. Seeing a place like that that isn't a ruin with bare, stripped walls, nothing in the windows, no decorations and furniture etc. makes you realise that yeah actually. My characters are probably just gonna go grab a pillow if their ass is cold on the window's stone bench. Blankets are a pretty old technology, humans (elves, dwarves, whatever) can figure that one out.
Oh these links are a FANTASTIC reference!
Remember the painting of Ivan the Terrible cradling his dying son?
Yes, yes, unequalled representation of unspeakable grief and guilt and horror, that's not important right now. Look at how heavily carpeted everything is -- multiple layers of carpets! -- and how heavily dressed they are.
Since we're posting interior photos now, please enjoy these poorly-framed pictures I took of Queen Eleanor's 13th century room in the Tower of London, restored to what we probably think it looked like. It's a very tasteful room when you're inside, and the "stones and roses" pattern on the walls is quite cheerful.
Note the rug on the floor, tapestries on the walls, curtains on the bed frame, and the sheer volume of fabric in the bed (they had a very handy description of the layers in the bed, there were So Many).
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Hi there sorry to bother! I just gen want something cleared out because I keep on staying in the middle even if I don't want to, every time I go to Tiktok and see puritans or sometimes just ppl in general flame tf out of authors in AO3, I get confused cs isn't AO3 for ppl who freely read and write topics without censorship?
Now they're saying that they should hold writers like that accountable because of what they write? Saying the "Don't like, don't read" term is just an excuse that they like writing a certain topic most people won't like.
Or when writing/reading it as a coping mech is problematic because "Why would you read/write something that includes a topic like that?" Or "Fiction does affect reality, look at the lolicons!"
I don't go into deeply with whatever fantasy other people have, I'm just on the surface level but wow, writing x reader fics or any form of fanfic both has it's own set of sides with puritans, normies, and freakies going on and off the borders (except most writers do tag them properly), I'm sorry if you get confused about how I wrote this out I don't get it either I'm just feeling torn out
the recent posts I made about this are here, here, here, here and here.
there are more. I believe Iāve talked about this more than 100 times now. so Iām not gonna type another long essay on this because Iāve already said everything I wanted to say on this exact topic so many times on this blog in the past, and at this point Iām just repeating the same thing Iāve said time and time again.
but to sum it up without yet another long essay on the same topic, thought crimes are not real. you (general you) cannot hold anyone āaccountableā for having dark fantasies and harming fictional characters. we are playing with our imaginary barbie dolls in our imaginary sandboxes here. we can decapitate our barbie dolls if we want because barbie dolls have no life or feelings.
so what these people on tiktok are saying is: āyes, letās harass real people who harm their barbie dolls. we must hold them accountable because weāre the morally superior onesā. it is that crazy and stupid.
also hereās my response to the āfiction can affect realityā mindset puritans seem to hold, quote:
ā if someone thinks the bad things someone writes in fiction are okay in real life because theyāre portrayed as such in fanfiction, chances are thatāwith or without the fiction they consumeātheyāre already troubled and they need help. but their inability to separate fiction from reality is not fanfic writersā problem or business. fanfic writers are not the parents or babysitters of a stranger whose existence they donāt even know about. ā
the last thing I will say about this is that tiktok is a shithole full of bullies who like to harass real people over fictional characters for the sake of feeling morally superior. but no matter what they say, no matter what excuse they resort to, at the end of the day, theyāre just bullies.

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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries āmon dieu!!!ā before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying āah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!ā and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement
Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.
Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later
Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.
Elementary Sherlock reduces you are Trans and takes you on as a specialist in many obscure and useful disciplines, and also takes you in when you have a falling out with one of your many eccentric and rich paramours. This leads to you becoming an occasional and part-time housekeeper. You are Mrs. Hudson. Yes this is Canon and it aired on TV in 2007