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just know if you have tickets to see the Bayeux tapestry i am extremely jealous of you

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A few weeks ago one of my historical pet peeves was activated when I heard about a new Robin Hood movie that takes the groundbreaking, unprecedented, bold and visionary step of suggesting that the Middle Ages were a time of brutality, cynicism, and lawlessness.
Sarcasm alert. Everything I've heard about this movie sounds like it was created specifically to annoy me, so I'm going to try to ignore it and just talk about my pet peeve, which is this pop culture myth that the medieval period was particularly filthy, brutal, misogynistic and lawless.
Which is simply not the truth, and here's a true story from 1348 that shows the real Middle Ages.
We know this story because it's a very important moment in the development of common law - that is, the facts and the conclusion of the story were written down and became the basis for how similar cases would be decided long into the future. This 1348 judicial decision (citation: I de S et Uxor v W de S (1348) yb 22 edw iii f 99) is still read by law students today when studying the tort (or wrong) of assault. That's nearly seven hundred years of judges and lawyers looking back at a medieval judicial decision and saying, "Yes! That was a good and just decision!"
To set the stage, it's the 1300s - a century famous for the Black Death, the Hundred Years' War, the Peasants' Revolt, and the Babylonian Captivity of the Church that saw the papacy moved to the French town of Avignon as puppets of the French monarchcy. But that's not the only thing that happens in the 1300s. This century also sees the publication of Dante's Divine Comedy; the Clockwork Revolution in which intricately designed clocks tracked everything from the hours of the day (which were measured in variable lengths) to the phases of the moon and the Sun's path through the zodiac; the creation of gorgeous books of hours and tapestries; the career of Christine de Pizan, the first woman known to have made a living from her pen; the writing of Geoffrey Chaucer and the radical social and religious reforms proposed by John Wyclif and his followers.
About the middle of this century a man known to history as W de S came in the night to the house of I de S and M, his wife, looking to buy some wine. The door to the taven was closed, so W pounded on the door with a hatchet, which he had in his hand. At this, M, the tavern-keeper's wife, put her head out the window and told him to stop. W responded by throwing the hatchet at M, narrowly missing her.
The tavern-keeper and his wife, contrary to what pop culture will tell you, responded exactly the way a couple of pub owners might respond today: they took the offender to court and argued that W had made an assault on M. W argued, in response, that he had committed no crime because the hatchet had not in fact struck M.
You might now be thinking that of course W would have won the case, since no actual physical harm was done to the woman he'd attacked. But you would be wrong! The judge in the case declared that the assault itself was harmful, and that W was liable to pay compensation for the fright he had caused M.
"Ever since then," states my old Torts textbook, "the tort of assault has extended protection to a person's right to be free of emotional disturbance brought about by intentional threats of physical violence."
Law did exist in the middle ages. Women, as well as men, could expect to be protected by the law from assault. And not only physical, but even emotional damages could be awarded for assault...all the way back in 1348.
It wasn't a perfect time, but it was far from the callous brutality depicted on our movie screens.
Ok, but after reading your "roran and katrina are depressingly heterosexual" post I'm now curious as to what you think the different types of cars everybody would drive (ik, really bad hang on with me here).
Because Roran strikes me as the type of guy who would drive a huge F-250. White, because he's "a working man who does a hard day's work on the farm to support the wife and kids" type guy.
Eragon meanwhile strikes me as one of those Italian children they put in the cockpit of one of those super juiced up race cars and then is forced to drive in Really Important And Dangerous F1 races.
Anon im crying because I don't even have a driver's license so my knowledge of cars is less than zero 💀💀💀💀
Btw i looked it up and hard agree, i also think roran would have one of those huge family cars and not really care exactly about the model as long as it does what is required from a car when you have a huge family (because we all know roran and katrina are definitely not stopping at child 1 right). One thing that I liked about his character is that his devotion to katrina is so crazy that his own ambition is limited to whatever is best for her etc etc. (hence the scene where he starts washing clothes so she can rest, despite the fact it could have been considered improper. Wife guy 👑👑👑). Like, yes they are the boring ones but still they had their moments
Also the thought of Eragon being the kimi antonelli of alagaësia is so fucking funny anon you have a huge brain (does this mean in this scenario murtagh is the other talented, ignored, older pilot with diva tendencies aka george russell??)
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i love your soulsong au! do eridians only get one soulmate? bc if that’s the case how is erid holding up now that every single eridian with a known soulsong has stopped responding? are they aware that the eridians on the Blip-A died or do they have their own theories as to what happened?
Eridians can have more than one soulsong! Yes! A soulsong can be anything, platonic, romantic, rivals, it's just somebody that gets you, like nobody else. Most people who have a more than one soulsong find that their entire choir sings the same tune.
It's very odd for Rocky and Adrian to only have one other singer in their choir.
As for how Erid is holding up, well that's up for debate, depending on the Eridian.
hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.
After a certain point Maomao is so funny to me. "I shouldn't do xyz it might piss someone off and get me killed" girl the emperor likes you. His wives like you; you give them explicit porn and save their babies. His mom likes you. They let you practice medicine illegally. His secret son wants you down crazy. You could kill a bitch and they'd probably cover it up
this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good
loud warning
Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”
finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

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Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.
I am tired of seeing historical "yeah we know it's not accurate but wouldn't that be fucking cool" movies that are always only about like. Three places. Fourth one maybe if you're really lucky. I am tired of that. I am tired of the greeks.
I want to see an over the top Rule Of Cool historical action movie about some wild shit that alledgedly happened 3000 years ago in idk Sudan.
The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.
A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:
I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!
Lots of times we use red lights and red wavelengths to see deep sea creatures undisturbed. Most excitingly, we now have red lazer beams that can shoot animals to scan them with light, and create digital models of their biology in deli meat style cross sections!
This is HUGE news. Because for most of marine biology science from this point allllll the way to Ancient Mesopotamian Times, species and scientific discoveries were conducted by capturing a creature and pulling it up to the surface. Some surface species are typically undisturbed by this, however the deeper you go, an extreme amount of pressure is released on the animal when pulling it up, effectively killing it instantly and also highly disfigure / distort the creature so much that it’s difficult to even imagine what it looked like before in its natural pressurized habitat.
And for new found creatures? Creatures that could be the last of their kind but need to be documented? This is extinction inducing. This is painless and keeps the creatures alive and healthy doing their own thing down there (:
For more information, check out this video from Howtown!
The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.
A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:
I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!
To tag onto the last comment: Dr. Widder’s even got a book that talks a lot about this! (it’s interesting for many reasons, not just this bit, and you can probably get it from your library if you’re curious): https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/5243dd7f-1757-4507-affb-f5a3749f7a59
A pioneering marine biologist takes us down into the deep ocean to understand bioluminescence, th...

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?