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Oh so when a male emperor gathers a veritable horde of women for his concubines it's fine.

But when I, Emperor Wu Zetian, holy and divine ruler of heaven and also a woman, take two men-

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Silence the critics, bixia. You have every right to have several concubines.

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Question: What are the responsibilities of a male concubine? Asking for… no reason whatsoever of course

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rare never-before-seen Odysseus with slicked back hair

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[Video transcript: Let's make lahsa, a wonderful Yemeni breakfast. it's cheesy, gooey, and so light you can finish an entire pan. Having it for breakfast will put a smile on your face. If you love shakskuka, lahsa's gonna make you unfaithful. Start by chopping a large onion, 2 large tomatoes, and some chiles. Sauté the onion in some olive oil--Al Wali, of course. Once the onions start to brown, add the tomatoes. Season with salt, pepper, cumin, coriander, paprika, tomato puree, and any spices that you like. You're the boss of your lahsa. Add the chiles, and let the tomatoes cook till dissolved. Crack 3 eggs on top, add a splash of water, and mix it very thoroughly on low. Spread some liquid cheese* on top while it's cooking. You can also use cream cheese if you want. I think this is where the name comes from, the cheese being spread into a thin layer.

Cover, and let it cook for a couple of minutes. Garnish with some green. Have it with bread, a cup of tea, and enjoy.

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*in the notes, several people suggest the liquid cheese is labneh

#resippy

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It's happening

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I don't know what's going on but I am intrigued!

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for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

#i hate it

shrugsinchinese

Rocky was in space for 50 years of course the recuperation period is long and hard

#project hail mary

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Grace sees his house just after it was built on Erid for the first time, and the only Eridian he has seen so far is Rocky for various reasons. He examines the interior, taking in everything with awe until he gets to a large door looking thing in the back. It goes from the floor to the ceiling, and is quite wide.

“Rocky, what’s this for?”

“Is for Adrian!”

“Adrian…?”

The door slides open and standing Infront of Grace is a massive (relative to Rocky) blue green spiky Eridian.

“Hello Grace.”

The pitch is so low he can barely hear it. Goddamn Rocky bagged a baddie.

#project hail mary

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#knightposting

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I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

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I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

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I bet he opens his closet to the same suits with some slightly different ties like SpongeBob.

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I bet if he took off his suit there’d be a suit underneath

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important update

#this is #and I mean this with all respect #something that lord havelock vetinari would do #discworld-ass mayor of a man #discworld

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the near universal absence of hose in late medieval inspired visual media is so evil not for historical accuracy reasons or anything but bc I think they're hot & I'm offended by the implication that they're too weird or unattractive to include. fake men's legs enjoyers everywhere. I bet they wouldn't even appreciate the eroticism of a little flash of braies where the thigh meets the body if they got it. sad!

#historical costuming

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The Teacher Special

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I was talking about Stupid Historical Stuff™ with some friends of mine, and the main question was: "Would the Red Baron enjoy the song by Sabaton?"

This post is my humble contribution to the debate:

higher.

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You are here!

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BIXIA THERE’S A *WOMAN* EMPEROR CALLING HERSELF WU ZETIAN

FAKE NEWS! women cannot be EMPERORS! their frail minds and bodies cannot handle the strain

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It's me. Hi. I'm the emperor.

Lesser women cannot handle the mandate of heaven, true.

But I'm not lesser, am I? A lesser woman wouldn't have her own dynasty.

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SEE! look at this HYSTERICAL HARPY!!! she is clearly OVER EMOTIONAL, DELUSIONAL and cannot even keep track of BASIC FACTS!!!

HOW CAN ANYONE THINK A FEMALE WOULD EVER BE FIT TO RULE? ONLY RATIONAL AND LEVEL HEADED MEN LIKE MYSELF CAN BE TRUSTED WITH PARAMOUNT POWER!!!!!!

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GUARDS GUARDS I WANT YOU TO COLLECT ALL OF THE BRONZE WEAPONS IN MY EMPIRE SMELT THEM ALL DOWN AND BUILD TWELVE GIANT STATUES OUT OF THEM

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SPEAKING OF STATUES I WANT YOU TO MAKE 8000 LIFE SIZED ONES AND BURY THEM FACING EAST IN THE DIRECTION OF MY RECENTLY CONQUERED EMPIRE TO PROTECT ME IN THE AFTERLIFE YES I WANT THEM TO HAVE REAL WEAPONS DO I LOOK LIKE A CHUMP WHO CHEAPS OUT

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PRONOUNS ARE ILLEGAL STOP SAYING THE WORD “I/ME/MYSELF” BECAUSE IT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE MY GIVEN NAME ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO USE THAT WORD NOW

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TELL THE DOAIST WIZARD TO HURRY UP WITH MY IMMORTALITY PILLS

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hiiii peon, thanks for reaching out! these are all based on 100% real decrees made by our most wise and esteemed bixia

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