happy'nt

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

olivia rodrigo wrote the cure with newtmas in mind like ow ow ow movie thomas being the cure and book newt being the cure and despite how much love they have for each other it is not enough to save newt from his fate

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

you’re not hypersexual you’re just a porn addict can you shut the fuck up and get a real hobby

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s