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There is little I hold more dearly in my life than the haiku bot
There is little I
hold more dearly in my life
than the haiku bot
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air
First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success
I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck weβre looking at here
happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only
Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal
Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only
aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????
I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.
Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger
right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.
Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!
why did he eat thisΒ
#the hip popβ¦ the cigarettes in the hatβ¦#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy I wonderβ¦#POV: You are a bored housewife whose husband is constantly away on business trips and barely looks at you when he gets home#and this guy is rolling up to your house on like a weekly basis with a block of ice and his WWI thousand yard stare
Historian finishing a dissertation on the ice industry here. For once, I am not here to take away your joy!Β βOh no, the ice man is too sexy and heβs going to fuck my wife while Iβm not homeβ was a legit moral panic for DECADES. So much so that if you were fancy, you could get an icebox built into your wall so the dirty, sexy ice man didnβt have to come inside your house with your delicate, impressionable wife.Β This pic is going in the diss if I can chase down the correct citation for it.
@shorthistorian So did this Iceman Cometh (heh) Panic just transition into the Milkman Panic once ice delivery stopped being a thing? Because I feel like all the old-timey jokes about some Dude fucking your Wife are all about the milkman.

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strangers to colleagues to friends to soulmates <3
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do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets
her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.
remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.
thank you, Marsha. we remember you.
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notesβ¦ deactivated accountβ¦ removed imageβ¦.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPβs name is justβ¦ gone. No β[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]β as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world βdeactivated.β Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itβll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

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This Pride Month, remember:
We're here, we're queer, we're really fucking tired so we're just gonna go straight to biting instead of feigning polite confusion if you're gonna be a bigot this time, just so you know.
Happy Pride!
I support all of you biting bigots. Do that.
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the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this
me sowing: the harvest will be glorious. farmers tremble before my sowing prowess. i'm the king of the hill
me reaping: why the fuck did i sow all this. what the fuck. who let me have all these seeds. why the FUCK do i own a field. what the fuck.
trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together