Nencheese

Acrylic on canvas 60×80 cm

the weirdest thing about my wizard tattoo is that unlike the other tattoo i have, it's really reactive to my lupus

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

sent this post to my spouse

Friendly reminder that if we get a 50/50 split on the votes the contestants kiss. I don't make the rules but that's them. And remember it would be so fucking funny to see some of them kiss and to paraphrase a YouTube comment I once saw: the only thing tumbler users commit to is the bit.

The real treasure was the fancy hat we found along the way.

offended by the swearing

You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?

It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up.  She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.  First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

The day Bruce Wayne shows up for his long promised interview with Lois Lane, you can’t help it, the mug your holding drops from your fingers and sends a shock of hot coffee and ceramic shards across the floor.

At this point, you’ve seen it all. Miled manner reporters and billionaires at a 10 and a model-like woman at 11. You were really starting to doubt your power. The day you really stopped believeing in it was when Bruce Wayne came for another visit, and this time with a kid. The kid couldn’t be more than 10 years old, a bit on the short side.

The day you started believing in it again was when you saw on tv the formation of something called the justice league.