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Friendly reminder that if we get a 50/50 split on the votes the contestants kiss. I don't make the rules but that's them. And remember it would be so fucking funny to see some of them kiss and to paraphrase a YouTube comment I once saw: the only thing tumbler users commit to is the bit.
So let's make this happen! We can do it y'all!
PS: thank you Mim for hosting this
Exactly, they make out then move forward, it’s already happened once, do with that info what you will
You laugh 👏🏽 You vote 👏🏽
Perry’s poll here
I didn’t expect this but I’m very happy about it
The real treasure was the fancy hat we found along the way.
As a rule of thumb, if you have to dig it up it's a crime, but if you can just yoink it then it's a-okay.
PS: Please note that some steps of the Troll Dance® were simplified for artistic purposes and I am not responsible for any of your characters being turned into sauce.

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offended by the swearing
nasty
YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!
I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him
You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.
You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?
You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”
He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”
This one wins.
It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up. She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out. First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.
Clark’s introducing her around. “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”
You blink, and take a step back in fear. You’ve never seen an 11 before.
The day Bruce Wayne shows up for his long promised interview with Lois Lane, you can’t help it, the mug your holding drops from your fingers and sends a shock of hot coffee and ceramic shards across the floor.
Clark stops a few feet away and squints at you worriedly from behind those ridiculous glasses you’re 99% sure he doesn’t actually need, and asks tentatively, “Everything all right?”
You ignore him in favor of staring at the inky dark numerals hovering over the beaming fool gesticulating some fantastic yacht story for a gaggle of secretaries and minor columnists.
That’s it. Your gift has officially gone haywire. There is no other explanation. Because there is absolutely no way that Brucie Wayne is a 10.
At this point, you’ve seen it all. Miled manner reporters and billionaires at a 10 and a model-like woman at 11. You were really starting to doubt your power. The day you really stopped believeing in it was when Bruce Wayne came for another visit, and this time with a kid. The kid couldn’t be more than 10 years old, a bit on the short side.
He was an 8.
The day you started believing in it again was when you saw on tv the formation of something called the justice league.
There were those same numbers over superman, batman, wonder woman and robin. That’s when you put two and two together. You wonder how nobody at the daily planet noticed that Clarke was Superman with glasses. You wonder why you didn’t notice. You wonder why nobody put two and two together that Diana Prince and Wonder Woman looked exactly the same. You look in the mirror as the realization hit you and you see your own number change from a 3 to a 9.
I don’t think I’ve ever actually reblogged this magnificent post and that’s shame.
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Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower
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they’re? just? sitting there ???
it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear
Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:
*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”
Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.
"Oh, what's there?"
"Irrelevant."
Star (starling) im Unteren Schlossgarten, Stuttgart-Ost.
shoutout to adrian for the great view
wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
honkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
straight up “snorkin’ it”.
and by “it” haha, well. let’s
just say. mimimi
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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thinking about grace trying to explain what visible-light based sensory input is like. cause like sure he can say "oh i use my eyes the way u use sound" but that obviously doesnt describe it fully.
like think of the speed of light vs speed of sound, MASSIVE gap, no wonder eridians have a longer lifespan. i have to imagine a scenario where rocky realises grace lowkey reacts at superspeed if he sees something far enough away for the light and sound discrepancy to be obvious. cause sure rocky can hear for miles but theres gonna be a delay eventually
its one thing for grace to see the stars and rocky can't, its another thing for grace to see an explosion before feeling the shockwave
Acrylic on canvas 50*40 cm «Summer Sketch No. 1»
This year I’m choosing small, quick paintings instead of large projects.Three children, summer holidays, everyday life, travel, and work leave little room for long studio sessions — so I’m painting moments instead.The first sketch in the series: a glowing summer sunset.I hope this summer brings all of us a few more warm evenings and a little more light.