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So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

now that this post has largely stopped circulating i feel that i can safely reveal what set this off. my dream partner was. well okay he was lestat iwTV. and the reason i would not suck on his titties is that, well, in the dream, i was deeply and passionately concerned about the possibility that this would cause me to be exposed to some substance called. well.

Acrylic on canvas 60×80 cm

the weirdest thing about my wizard tattoo is that unlike the other tattoo i have, it's really reactive to my lupus

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

sent this post to my spouse

Friendly reminder that if we get a 50/50 split on the votes the contestants kiss. I don't make the rules but that's them. And remember it would be so fucking funny to see some of them kiss and to paraphrase a YouTube comment I once saw: the only thing tumbler users commit to is the bit.

The real treasure was the fancy hat we found along the way.

offended by the swearing