TBBackus

I’ve worked on a boat the last two summers, and my coworkers decided to confide their girl problems in me, and now every time one of them talks about ladies they think are cute I talk about husky boys that are dreamy.

every rich person who does not use their money to flex is a dumb motherfucker and i hate them. why the hell you got money n u not lookin good w it? dumbass

here’s the thing: he thinks he is flexin. He’s utterly without aesthetic knowledge or the wisdom to recognize value, so if you just tell him something is expensive, he instantly thinks it’s good and he’s better than you for having it. So he does stupid shit like buy expensive italian suits without getting them taken in, or getting fake tans and hair plugs without thinking about how they look because they cost him a lot, so it must look good. So he looks like an unusually large toddler in his sunday suit from the husky boys section of Men’s Warehouse who got into mommy’s makeup kit, and it cost him 10 large to look like that.

Oh thats scarier to think than that hes not trying. Dont say that

I want those fucking shoes man

not vague enough id recognize lorem ipsum anywhere

oh, well then what the FUCK are they???

A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.

I do not like this, Sam I Am.

This is how I realized Riku will wield a car key blade like it’s canon

It /is/ canon tho...

no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile

oh fuck off

I will forever look up to Miss Piggy

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

No one is allowed to use the word “postmodernism” because none of you know what it fucking means

post modernism is when I don’t like stuff

This guy’s got the right idea

@camefromtheashes

My favorite is when she asks Scott why he is even here because I have been wondering the same thing my whole life.