Pi is Infinite

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Lucy Lawless makes her stance very clear. There’s no need to dig for context clues to see that she’s committed to her LGBT fans. She nips the homophobes right in the bud by flat-out refusing to let them use her words to ridicule and alienate LGBT people.

This is an area where a lot of would-be celebrity allies fall short. They think that not using slurs or actively discriminating against LGBT people means that their words and actions can’t contribute to creating an environment that empowers and emboldens the homophobes within their fanbase.

Me realizing it's about a beautiful lesbian couple and their gay son:

My heart:

I still notice the constant pins and needles in my right foot and the sun burnt feeling on my back as my shirt rubs. My back pain and leg pain is screaming at me near 24/7. Too many people talk to me at once and I can't figure it out because I have auditory processing disorder. Loud noises hurt my head.

1) Pills because they're easy to swallow and syrup is gross

2) Syrup because you don't like swallowing pills/pills are gross

3) Pills, but you'll crush them up to avoid swallowing them whole

4) Syrup because you like the taste

5) You avoid either unless you're much sicker than just a cold.

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