Pi is Infinite

I think your perfect dog is in Arizona.

So I live somewhere with moose. And cold. Since it's cold, we usually have our shop doors open but not today, because there were a couple moose roaming around. Doors shut. Moose don't have manners in shops. A customer asked us why we had our doors closed and I mentioned the moose. He said, "So go kill it and open your doors back up!" ?????????????? What a bizarre thing to suggest. Why the fuck would I kill a moose just for existing and being a moose when I can solve the VERY TEMPORARY moose problem by ... closing a door that's very openable by anyone with the knowledge of how a door works? And the tone he used was like he was telling me to make sure the toaster was plugged in when I can't get it to work or something just like he had the most simple solution to everything. I'm not killing a moose so you don't have to open a door. What even the hell.

thinking about the time a former housemate said to me "hey I put these box fans in the living room because it's hot" while gesturing to the fans that I was actively sitting in front of because it was hot. and I said "okay thanks." and she kept standing there like she was waiting for something else so I said "am I blocking the airflow? do you need me to move?" and she said no I'm just letting you know they're here, in the living room, for circulation. and I said well yes, I did put that together. I am enjoying them. thank you. and she looked confused. so I asked "am I meant to do something with this information or are you just informing me?" and she said no I'm letting you know they're here because It's Hot In Here. she seemed a bit aggravated, and her emphasis seemed deliberate.

I have observed enough allistic communication to know that generally, if somebody points something out to you that you can already see or are already clearly interacting with, they are making an indirect request. but as I don't know what the request is, the only way forward is for me to guess (and likely get it wrong), or prompt the allistic to tell me clearly what they need.