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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

Enriched uranium sword with a lead sheathe that is rumored to slowly kill its owner in exchange for god killing power.

League of knights with similar blades all sheathe their weapons in the mechanisms of a dilapidated castle, their power bringing arcane mechanisms to life and unearthing secrets long buried and lost.

Two selfish combatants duel with these cursed blades, their final mighty clash laying waste to both warriors and their surroundings in an apocalyptic storm of divine fire that sees the land poisoned and cursed by the gods for decades.

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

so if “optimus prime” means “best first” and “megatron” means “large instrument” the entire transformers franchise revolves around the never-ending battle of epic proportions between Awesome #1 and Massive Tool

THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID

I thought I dreamt this video