ain't dead yet

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

Didn't like it

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies