ain't dead yet

did you see they made jane prentiss from the magnus archives real

The party discovers the noble is actually a vampire and the ghosts are all of his victims, who have resolved to make his unlife an unliving hell as much as possible. Mostly by knocking over cups of “wine”.

So I've been seeing a few comments like this in this video(rustling noises) and, I will assure you, just because she is white cat does not mean she's deaf. She's just tired of my shit. Peep this. [clears throat] [clicks tongue] [clicks tongue] See? See, not deaf. But watch this.

[deep breath, then fast] summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human, What I gotta do to get it through to you, I'm superhuman, Innovative and-

See, she's just sick of my shit.

(tiktok ending sound plays)

My sister took more photos of my dress. I am very happy with how this turned out :)))))

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)