ain't dead yet

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

MELANIN LOVES LIGHT AND COLOR! USE THEM!!!

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

Oi, sou eu. A criatura mais quente do mundo. Eu te amo. Eu sou a criatura mais quente do mundo e eu te amo tanto e preciso estar no seu colo agora. Sim, eu sei sobre a onda de calor. Tudo bem, porque eu já sou a criatura mais quente do mundo, então não me importo. Eu te amo e você precisa me deixar dormir no seu colo agora. Eu sou tão quente e te amo tanto. Se você disser não, estará dizendo não a uma coisa que te ama. Me deixa dormir no seu colo. Quando durmo, eu fico mais quente. Eu te amo

do you ever look at a friend and feel soooooo affectionate

i’m glad this is the post of mine to get a degree of notes, fuck yeah friends

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

If a character in a book is presented as a boy the whole time but then in act 3 she is revealed to actually be a cis girl In Disguise no one thinks twice about it but the moment that same Girl In Disguise As A Boy is trans suddenly goodreads becomes can’treads

Uhh ok people are only tagging this with characters they wish were trans men so I must clarify that by a Girl Disguised As A Boy I did mean a trans girl who has been forced By Society to be disguised as a boy. I see why you are having trouble coming up with examples that aren’t cis girls who could have been trans men to be fair but Clarification Of Intent: I think when a girl is disguised as a boy that can equally be a trans woman narrative

A detail I absolutely love is how on Yáo and Ilyukhina's personal item bags, their names are embroidered onto patches, but on Grace's it's just a piece of paper with his name written on it. They literally tell the audience from the very start