buckle up, fuckos

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

the camera person deserves the raise of the century

Crevicecat

i used to have a family dog who could hear an aerosol whipped cream can from practically across the house, and you might think that would be eliot bc he’s puppy but buzzer sound ehhhnnn ❌ incorrect 🙂‍↔️ that would actually be parker 🙂‍↕️ if eliot takes out the can to put some whipped cream on his hot chocolate or if hardison needs some on his waffles all they have to do is make one (1) squirt and she materializes at their side like 😇🤲 hello i am here 🤲😇 do you have some for parker 😙 and they say yes of course honey and just squirt some directly into her mouth. and then she grins at them with her mouth still full of whipped cream like 😁😁😁 and skips off happy as a clam to return to whatever she was doing prior

the vibe btw i’ve just decided is “not submission, and not exactly bottoming either, but a secret third thing”

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

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