what if we all explode
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what if we all explode
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When my mother forgets a word๏ฟผ, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher.๏ฟผ I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: โYou know the time for los jibbities is coming up๏ฟผ. You must be so excited!โ๏ฟผ Oh, is it time for los jibbities already?๏ฟผ I must have missed it on my calendar. ๏ฟผAre we celebrating something? โOf course๏ฟผ! We should all be celebrating, shouldnโt we?โ ๏ฟผOK, so los jibbities is a happy thing.๏ฟผ Itโs not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess.๏ฟผ โLos heebie-jeebies? Now youโre making things up.๏ฟผ..and this is my show.โ Youโre right. The time for los jibbities is coming up๏ฟผ. Is this a season? โYes, the season for love. The season for pride.โ๏ฟผ OK, los jibbities. โYeah, sound it out.โ Losโฆjibbities. LGBTs! โSรญ, mira cuz youโre gay!โ โYou couldnโt just say pride season? You couldnโt justโฆ *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste
When Tess Morgan's son came home with a tattoo, she was griefstricken. She knew her reaction was OTT (he's 21) but it signalled a change in their relationship
This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing Iโve ever read
This is actually so interesting to read- itโs from 2012 but its full of the same anxieties, even some of the same phrasing that many of the guardianโs later pieces on transness use. really hammers home how much of the terfism that emerged in the late 10s was middle class mothers angry at a loss of control over their adult children- whether that be their bodies or their friends or their opinions- and making that everyoneโs problem because they have the power to do so
He says, โIโm still the same person.โ
I look at him, sitting there, my 21-year-old son. I feel Iโm being interviewed for a job I donโt even want. I say, โBut youโre not. Youโre different. I will never look at you in the same way again. Itโs a visceral feeling. Maybe because Iโm your mother. All those years of looking after your body โ taking you to the dentist and making you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and cancer from mobile phones. And then you let some stranger inject ink under your skin. To me, it seems like self-mutilation. If youโd lost your arm in a car accident, I would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better. But this โ this is desecration. And I hate it.โ
Also just the classism of her associating tattoos with โvest tops, dogs on chains, broken beer glassesโ; like, just say you hate poor people
You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)
everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice

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god this tickles me
(OP's tiktok here)
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you!ย Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
horse that reads Marcus Aurelius
I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad
โBecause the truth is, tech doesnโt have an image problem. It doesnโt have a message problem. It has an intention problem. Whatโs wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasnโt successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. Whatโs wrong is that heโs trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product thatโs designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isnโt that you havenโt told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.โ
โ The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

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Have you guys seen that clip
Go off Kermit
we're just normal men
Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???
assessing the situation before he shoots his shot
Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king
yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.
I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.
(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)
โ Animorphs: The Reunion, K.A. Applegate
Nigerian Pride ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๐ฌ
I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)
I'm glad you all like the Nigeria Pride post!
Originally, I went in worried the opposite would happen. Growing up, I've been taught that Nigeria, the country, is homophobic. (I was born in America.) But over time, I learned that there's tons of other queer Nigerians; some are out, and some are in the closet ๐ญ.
I'm also not used to this much attention, lol
Thank you all!

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SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?
so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back
the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing
If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, hereโs a training exercise that could help save you both:
1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)
2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats
Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like youโre supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.
Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.
If thereโs an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.
You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.