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history is a circle etc etc

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Hey Jews in my phone! Just a quick reminder. The HHDโs are rapidly approaching! If you havenโt already, schedule the time off you need now.
read "HHDs" as "ADHDs" and well
I'd like to schedule time off for that too please
I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friendโs parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friendโs parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.
Tell me how your parents met in the tags.
the color signatures of various elements when ignited
FB image credit: Ceres Science
Do you love the colors of the combustion
forbidden menorah
judaism as lord of the rings gifs
pesach
rosh hashanah
simchas torah
sefirah
after the nine days
lag baomer
tu bishvat
bonus: purim
Moshiach
when you need those 18 minutes on Friday
entering the holiday season

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sometimes existing in this current political climate really feels like
CHOOSE ONE:
- vote against your own interests as a jew
- vote against your own interests as a queer person
- vote against your own interests as a disabled person
Nobody will support all three.
CHOOSE.
CHOOSE.
CHOOSE.
snoopy of the day
Everyone say Shabbat Shalom Snoopy
everyone thinks those are his ears but actually he wears two yarmulkes
So, here's a question for any rabbis or religious scholars that's obviously of utmost importance:
Could a pokemon be a member of a minyan?
According to Yeshiva, a deaf or mute person can be a member of a minyan, so the fact that most pokemon can't speak is irrelevant. There are numerous pokemon that display human level intelligence (or higher) throughout the series. Alakazam has an IQ of 5000 and perfect recall, Slowking has an intelligence "comparable to that of internationally recognized scientists", Metagross is a smart as a supercomputer, so at least some pokemon should have the intelligence and understanding needed to comprehend and participate in Jewish traditions (and if we take Mystery Dungeon and Pokopia as canon, all pokemon have a human level of intelligence). We'll assume they're all at least level 13 and properly instructed.
As a follow up, if a pokemon could be a member of a minyan, we also have to consider that several species consist of more than one individual. The aforementioned Metagross is a total of four beldums fused together, so would it count as four people for the purpose of a minyan? Or just one?
This is clearly a very urgent and important question, but I don't feel qualified enough to discuss Pokemon halacha. Reblogging for greater coverage.
I think that they couldnt be part of a minyan simply because they are not jewish and also not human.
there would be the same question about, say, a robot being part of a minyan. Presumably, the robot could understand the significance of what was happening, but it still would be able to complete the ten
Neither robots nor Pokรฉmon have souls, and, as such, cannot be considered part of a minyan
regarding Pokรฉmon that are made up of more than one individual, if they *could* be counted in a minyan, I think that as with did/osdd systems, halachically they would be counted as one person
#we know they donโt have souls because they can be revived after dying#humans donโt work that way
But they don't die,the faint. Completely different, and humans can be revived after fainting as well.
Since you mentioned a robot, there is a question on whether a Golem can join a Minyan. In the end the answer is no, IIRC. I would say the same likely holds for Pokรฉmon, especially considering that, like prev said, they're not Jewish.
but then the question becomes... can a pokemon convert to judaism
Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You donโt have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking โฆ look around you when youโre outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. Iโm begging you.
Look in gutters. Flip over rocks in a park. Get into birdwatching, even if it's just for pigeons and house sparrows, cuz you'll be surprised at how beautiful they are and how much else you'll see that you thought was just sparrows. Start identifying plants on the street. Plant a native flower in a public median. Stare into a pond or a puddle until something moves.
you now have THIS jewish superpower
but it comes with THIS side effect
is it still worth it?
absolutely yes!
this will suck but it's still worth it
hm probably not
the side effect makes it totally not worth it
based on this post
(if they cancel each other out, spin again)

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Milchig
Fleishig
Pareve
jewish-american heritage month display I helped put together at work, featuring my own shofar and menorah ๐
question: my dad sings the brachot and haneirot halalu for lighting the menorah in a tune that I've never heard anyone else use, and I've tried to do a cursory google search and couldn't find anything like it. my father says all he knows about it is that his father sang it in this way.
any ideas as to where I could look up an old jewish tune and maybe find out where it came from? maybe some kind of jewish melody library or something? or at least find someone else who knows it? it's a really beautiful melody and I'd love to find out more about it
silly me for making a post about this tune and not thinking to include an audio clip! here you go ๐ถ
question: my dad sings the brachot and haneirot halalu for lighting the menorah in a tune that I've never heard anyone else use, and I've tried to do a cursory google search and couldn't find anything like it. my father says all he knows about it is that his father sang it in this way.
any ideas as to where I could look up an old jewish tune and maybe find out where it came from? maybe some kind of jewish melody library or something? or at least find someone else who knows it? it's a really beautiful melody and I'd love to find out more about it
You: what year is it in the Jewish calendar?
Me:
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Itโs kinda funny seeing people talking about things โancient jews didโ when like,,,Orthodox Jews still do that, weโve been doing that, thatโs kinda our whole thing
If it does not require the Temple and is not about stoning or exiling people, there is almost certainly a Jewish community somewhere that still does it.
this reminds me of when I went to the oxford museum of natural history in england and this case, containing mezuzot and tefillin:
was labeled "ancient near east amulets and divination charms"
nothing like hearing "is it on? are we live?" on nasa's artemis 2 broadcast before being cut off into silence
even nasa isn't immune to Not Knowing If Your Mic Is On