alex what?

big fan of deleting posts. you Dont get to see it anymore. be cause i said so

Gregor Samsa's Beam Attack

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

tilejob from a girl with huge mahjongs

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

Grace and Adrian having some kind of beef is so delightful to me I need to slowburn them they will be put in situations

I recommend you put them in a crockpot on low for about 4-6 hours

The boomers are kinda right about the whole "sometimes ya gotta stop bitching and just fix your own problems" but then they get all pissy when the way you do that is by transitioning

"Jonathan Sims couldn't do Malevolent" "Arthur Lester would kill Jonathan Sims with a rock" Correct but. You know who could do Malevolent? Martin Blackwood. Martin Blackwood would rizz up every eldritch being in Malevolent like he did with everyone at that stupid little institute.