I think you dialed the wrong romcom

@theladyragnell

Nell, 30s, she/hers/her, floundering my way through life as best I can and writing stories while I do so. Lots of fandoms, depending on the time of year and my mood. Other than that, quotes I like, pretty pictures, the occasional adorable animal. You know, the usual. Be warned: this is not a spoiler-free blog!

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urgetocreate

Elena Wuest (Kazakhstani/German b.1977) , Dissolving into Pink, 2026, Oil on canvas

#amazing art #the colorsssss

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nonexistent-triangle

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

seventyeight-moose

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

nonexistent-triangle

We have to find it

#Alanna and Jon Abt to pull the dumbest shit during middle school sleep away camp #<-prev you are so so so correct #tortall

pomgore

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

pomgore

goat dog

#goat dog!!!!!#nature is awesome #precious things #i love a weird beast

judgemyname-deactivated20181205

#futurama #about me

taciturn-nerd

"I'm so sick of sports movies that follow the conventions that make it a sports movie!" says Ino Bettranyone, the director and producer of an upcoming film about your favorite historical baseball player.

"I mean, what's with those helmets that batters wear? It's so unfashionable. Those have got to go. And those pants are so restrictive. I'm going to show that the protagonist is a rebel and an independent thinker by having them wear cut-off jeans and run to third base instead of going to first. They'll also have waist-length free-flowing hair that they never tie up when the run."

"What? No, of course I didn't read up anything about sports history or the rules of baseball."

(Yes, this is satire about how the makers of period dramas sometime completely dismiss the social constraints and conventions of that era that make period dramas interesting, and you know, true to the time period.)

#sigh. yeah.#i feel like i had a tag for things like this but i can't remember what #let's #hollywood should really get on that

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gothredy

Out Of The Earth You Came, 1930

Cardwell Higgins (American, 1902 - 1983)

#amazing art #this is SUCH a vibe

gaybichon

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

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gaybichon

👆 me

#amazing art #precious things

chungledown-bimothy

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

#yes exactly #about me

elgreytea

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

#the unselected journals of emma m. lion vol. 7 by beth brower #my sister got me hooked on the series and now i can't stop reading them #they're like popcorn #and emma should frankly date all of her potential love interests (except jack)#about me #oh right there's a nother question up there #it's a physical book!#i was in a place without much internet all weekend and i definitely wanted physical books around

nihilisticlinguistics

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

#all very good rules #manners and etiquette

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creekfiend

I love how when highly social apes gained the ability to think narratively the immediate result was like "ok everythings a guy now" like that's so funny that's SO charming of us. hello I have developed the cognitive capacity to frame my experiences in a narrative and now that mountain is a guy. the river? a guy. storm? also a guy. they're all guys now. when they do something which results in damage inconvenience or death is probs bc they're mad at us. because they're guys.

its just I think. soooo adorable its such a funny little unexpected outcome of becoming as social and as narrative-in-language brained as we are. Everything's A Guy Now. and we are in a social relationship. us and the guys. the sun is in my social group now. bet you didn't foresee that when you programmed this level of social with this level of narrative brain, DID you, god???? <- look look I'm doing it right now I'm making there be a guy

#humans

sometiktoksarevalid

#me trying to do shirring this spring #about me

polkadotmotmot

Elena Wuest - An Afternoon Tea II, 2026 - Oil on canvas

#amazing art #all the soft colors and particularly the soft pinks here are killer

grozat

the long winter evening

#amazing art #the POSE here

anistarrose

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

anistarrose

no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent

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anistarrose

hour 1 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: idk it would've been nice if she had more screentime

hour 100 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: ok but despite having only eight lines of dialogue she is literally THE most interesting nuanced and tragic character in the entire series and these writers had no idea what they even had. how is no one else seeing this it's literally so objectively obvious

#about me #fanthropology #my favorite thing to do in tortall fandom #and many other fandoms but lots of my tortall output is this

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demisexualdiaz

Buck smiling at/because of Eddie

Inspired by: x

#romcom expressions #this is also an awesome gents appreciation blog #the weewoo show

andthepeople

for anyone on the fence about watching in the grey (2026) -- listen to me. hear my words. the central pitch is: what if there was an extremely intelligent and gorgeous international law attorney (???) played by eiza gonzalez who employed a team of 6 men (headed by jake gyllenhaal and henry cavill but that's sort of beside the point) whose job is simply to physically extract her from dangerous situations. she walks into negotiations with warlords, evil billionaires, etc while her men run around being extremely competent and preparing multiple evacuation routes so that under no circumstances will eiza gonzalez ever be without assistance. and the 2 main guys are giving married couple of the old school losers/a-team/man from uncle variety, where they quip at each other in a way that is vaguely homophobic and vaguely romantic in between running around doing extremely competent action movie shit. the 6-man team refers to eiza gonzalez as either "ma'am" or "mom" and use both to her face. they treat her like sworn knights treat a queen or like guard dogs treat the hand that feeds them. this dynamic is like crack fucking cocaine and i need everyone to get in here NOW

#... you have my attention #note to self

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