Trash Gnomes Anonymous

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

POPPING BOTTLES IN THE ICE!!!!!!! LIKE A BLIZZARD!!!!!!! WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTING SLIZZARD!!!!!!!!!!

Guy who has only ever seen clones seeing someone from a different angle for the first time:

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature