🖤💙The twilight zone🖤💙

hello pervert with excellent music taste

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

vote me for president i will make every character aromatic

greatest typo ever written. This man is turning your fave into a clove of garlic

everyone get more non-sexually intimate with your close friends right now !!!! or sexually if thats your jam im not the horny police

mood swings are hilarious because you’ll be like “everyone loves me for my neverending joy and whimsy i’m so happy and cheerful a—post cancelled turns out i want to kill myself”

[anxious, concerned] im so fucked. theres so many things about me my friends would hate if they found out about. if anyone knew who i really am id be completely and torally despised [thinks a little harder] But thats fine. Everyone is like this. Its normal actually. Everyone is secretly evil but its not a big deal. Its like chill.

I NEED TO BE HAVING LESBIAN SEX RIGHT NOW OHHHHH MY GOD!!! PLEASE!!!

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

see I do agree with this sentiment but unfortunately my brain did fill in calling neurodivergence "neuro-erotic" which is nothing but an improvement ig

making him hump a pillow for me with my fingers in his mouth

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

a man can be your bitch wife if you’re lucky