So Spoopy It Hurts

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Top scientists at MIT have announced that they've located a 500-cubic-meter region of space where Lamarckism is true. "Now to be clear, Darwinian Evolution is true and correct everywhere else, but in here? All Lamarck, all the time," they clarified. "We're not telling anyone where, because you'd all come and do stuff even worse than what we've been doing, like with athletes and soldiers and shit. Whereas we've mostly stuck to Giraffes. Boy, have we stuck to some fucking Giraffes. You would not believe the necks that we've managed so far, I mean cut these thing's heads off at the shoulder and you're most of the way to a Titanoboa. Anyway."

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

in general ive realized that people have a hard time conceiving of sports as a cultural output and an art ... many people think Sport is its own thing completely detached from the world around it it's kind of embarrassing

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

I don't want to write a video essay but someone needs to talk about how the scene in Pushing Daisies that establishes Ned's backstory perfectly illustrates- through tonally dissonant cinematography and subject matter- The very real and sobering truth that terrible things happen on beautiful, seemingly average and normal days.

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws