So Spoopy It Hurts

i actually find it really fascinating that there seems to be a subset of people who watch television shows and seemingly can't handle an ounce of conflict or narrative tension or flawed people handling difficult situations imperfectly. how do you guys live like this

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

remember to think about dragons today

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

That is not where Odysseus is are you fucking kidding me he was absolutely in control of revealing his identity to the cyclops which causes all his subsequent problems and he wasn't trapped in a prophecy of fucking other women for 8 of the 20 years he was away from his wife

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

"It's not normal, it's just normalized" what are we doing here guys. What are we doin

One day we will let go of "normal" as a synonym for "ethical" or "good" or "acceptable" or even "common" and we will, I truly believe, begin inventing better sentences

One time I got an anon ask about if I'm normal about trans women and it's like well i honestly don't know because I've never passed legislation limiting medical transition but I've also never prescribed hormones to anyone

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

OMG HAHAHA AMAZING! What a find! Truly a vintage treasure. I am dying, it looks fantastic.

#can someone cast him as a rabbi so he can complete the trifecta of careers that are acceptable to jewish granmas? (@shmreduplication)