So Spoopy It Hurts

when all the wizards are pondering the orb at the same time

remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all

jinxed myself with this one bc my appendix decided Brother, I’m Going To Start Doing Something (Today) and now it’s gotta come out

thanks to everyone who’s said any variation of “happy pride month to your appendix” in the tags. really appreciate that.

isn't that that Tolkien book

Ah yes, The Silmulsimultaniousatnululsy, a classic piece of Tolkien literature

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

bad news is my crayons are all dull now and i dont have a crayon sharpener. i have a whetstone but somehow i don't think that'll work

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

pollo👍

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

Pop punk song from 2005 save me