So Spoopy It Hurts

trauma dumpling

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

I genuinely love when a story makes up its own fable and then has current events within the story explicitly parallel the in-universe fable. The story I made up is just like the story I made up 🤯

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

this is like a Far Side comic come to life

often there will be people in the notes of my media crit posts saying they wish they could get better at literary analysis and honestly i think the best way to do so is to read as much as possible as widely as possible. read through the seminal works of academic media studies to give yourself a solid starting framework of course but after that you gotta go wild. read well-written things and poorly-written things and things they are somehow infuriatingly both. read academic literature beyond just that which is directly relevant to media studies, from feminism to post-colonialism to environmental studies. read the classics and read schlocky mass market slop. anything that deepens your understanding of the world will help you to interpret it

Joining the war of put baby in pelican mouth on the side of the pelican