祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
trying on a metaphor
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Product Placement
occasionally subtle
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
YOU ARE THE REASON
almost home
NASA
roma★
taylor price
RMH
Peter Solarz
i don't do bad sauce passes
d e v o n
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@shmreduplication
jewish granma 1: my grandson is a doctor!
jewish granma 2: my grandson is a lawyer!
Noah Wyle's jewish granma: my grandson plays a doctor and a lawyer!
#can someone cast him as a rabbi so he can complete the trifecta of careers that are acceptable to jewish granmas? (@shmreduplication)
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If you’ve never had a properly rich friend as a person who grew up and/or currently is middle class to poor it’s kind of an insane experience.
One time a friend of mine told me that she only dates men who make over seven figures a year because she wants someone with a “similar life experience” and I still wonder if I should’ve told her that that particular standard might be one of the reasons she keeps finding terrible men
She dated an alcoholic crypto company executive and was like “I can fix him” no girl you really can’t
When we lived in the same city it was always some shit with her where id be like where were you last weekend and she’d be like oh I was in Venezuela a friend of mine knows someone in the ruling party there I think I was on a yacht with some military people like okay getting into situations I didn’t realize were possible I see
really i think the most insidious part of white supremacy is the way it will convince white people everything is actually About Them. being called out isn’t about you. poc expressing frustration at your behaviour isn’t about you. it’s about how you are affecting others. step one is literally just de-centre yourself from the conversation. anyone who’s not white has already had to learn this lesson the hard way and it gets tiring waiting for the rest of you to catch up
Translator? Why not trans now?
My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.
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the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
cable belt chain; my newest piece of robot “gear”! i made it using only found or thrifted materials, and i think it came out great :]
2019: three friends move in together. I don't want to call it "[friend that I've known the longest]'s house" because they're all my friends and it's all their house. I ask them to come up with a name for the house and they name it after a 3ft tall plastic skeleton in their living room
2019-2026: this group of friends move twice, each house gets a modified version of the original name and also the trio is referred to by the house name as well. Also two of my other friends move in together and their apartment gets a name too, meaning a precedent has been set
2026: trio buys a house and there's a question of what's the new name? Instead of a new iteration of the skeleton, it's going to be based on their initials. I am full of platonic love that a question I had almost a decade ago is impacting a house they're going to have for decades to come ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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I know if there is one person who will understand me it's you: I use Google maps and usually it tells me stuff like "In 3 kilometers turn right" or whatever. In kilometers and all. Today that thing said to me "In a quarter mile turn right." And I am like??? Wtf is a quarter mile.
I mean nothing bad happened because I still have eyes and I could see where to turn but damn... That thing is suddenly hitting me with those freedom-per-footballfields measurements...
I mean, it could be worse, they could show it in the other standard US measurement unit: Small boulders
one of the "these can and should coexist" things to me is "there are numerous fat people who eat healthy and exercise and could beat the average skinny person in a hike" and "fat people who are fat and arent athletic and dont eat super healthy and do get winded walking up hills also are apart of fat liberation and deserve love too"
both of these are true and both deserve love and to be able to be accepted and get proper healthcare
If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.
I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.
do you love the colour of the basilosaurus
everyone tagging this as “do you love the colour of the spine” is funnier than me
alright pack it up boys i’ve hit my peak
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i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently
