things are happening

@varosesvadon 😍

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

Do you ever think about the possibility that maybe Eowyn was able to face the Witch King as fearlessly as she did because despair is his chief weapon and she’s already well acquainted with despair so it didn’t catch her off guard?

What I’m saying is I think Eru used horrible circumstances for good on multiple levels here and that her joy later not only outshone the horror of what she had been through it literally happened because of that horror

I feel like there’s literally no stronger swear word than when a girl in bonnet in a movie says something like, “But Lady Snapplecap says I cannot until I come of age!” and a dude wearing pants tucked into his boots and an open shirt replies, “DAMN Lady Snapplecap!” with the force of 435 F-bombs

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

one must imagine the elephant in the room happy

the two genders are yes or no

and im STILL nonbinary!

so call me maybe

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck