In which crazy gf!reader argues with Boyfriend!Sukuna on a bridge in broad daylight
โIt was a fucking milkshake!โ he roars.ย
โIt was cheating!โ you shriek. People look and point. You ignore them. โYou paid for a girlโs milkshake! That means you want her milkshake! I see your infidelity. Real eyes realise real lies, asshole!โ
Sukuna groans, face in hands. This day was going from bad to worse โ waking up late because you turned his alarms off, getting a ticket when you leaned over to beep the horn at a police car, almost getting into a fist fight after you shoved him into a random man, and now?ย
Now, heโs stuck on a bridge because his vengeful girlfriendโs pissed he treated a classmate to a milkshake. Apparently, milkshakes are equivalent to head in your books. Suffice to say, heโs ready for the day to end.
And itโs not even 12pm yet.
โJesus, you drive me fucking insane,โ Sukuna grits out. His foot taps relentlessly against the cement, muscles in his face ticking, jaw flexing. โYouโve got a real skill for ruining my goddamn life, I swear to god, woman.โ
โOh? Well, if your life sucks so much, then make a new one without me!โ you screech, arms flailing wildly.ย โIn fact, lemme help you out by just, I donโt know, jumping off this goddamn bridge!โ
โYeah, please fucking do! Iโll join you!โ
People passing by whisper: โOh my god, theyโre causing a scene,โ โshould we step in?โ, and โare they actually going to jump?โ Or some variations of those.ย Concerned, an old lady steps forward and offers, โMy dear, if you need help, weโre here for you.โ
You whirl around, throwing the death glare you had at them instead of your boyfriend. That isnโt enough for them to take the hint, it would seem. Taking a deep breath, you give Sukuna only a second to brace himself before you proceed to startโฆbarking. Like a chihuaha. Yipping is probably more accurate. You bark and bark and bark until even more people stop to look.ย They flinch back, aghast. The old lady splutters, โWhat on Earth is wrong with you?โ
โFuck you, you old bat,โ Sukuna snaps, angry for a new reason. โNever heard a woman bark before? Grow the fuck up and get the hell away from us โ our foreplayโs none of your goddamn business.โ
Blanching, they stumble back. Then, they march away from the train wreck of a couple making a scene on the bridge flustered and embarrassed. You watch them leave. โUgh, people these days,โ you scoff. โNo manners.โ
Sukuna grunts in agreement. โWeirdos.โ He glances down at you. โWhere were we?โ
You hum in thought, then beam. โI was gonna jump off the bridge.โ
โOh, yeah.โ Shaking tension back into his body, he moulds his face back into an angry scowl. โYou canโt keep threatening to jump every time you donโt get your way!โ
โSays who?โ you yell.
Across the bridge, two policemen sigh and shake their heads at the people silently questioning if theyโre going to do something. All they say is, โTheyโre here every week.โ
Based off a couple I saw actually arguing on a bridge a couple days ago. Hope theyโre doing well