Sunshine

The Chicago Creaker 🐀🐀🐀 Why is she so lonk

My turn

*my henchmen wheel a large glass tank containing a tiny stingray into the room*

me, getting down on my knees in front of the tank so i can look him in the eyes: Mortimer, please. i'm trying to be intimidating here.

you will

The Truman Show (1998) dir. Peter Weir

↳ Amuseables Aubergine Bum Bag

There are times when Helaena sees things. It will sound mad. They are nightmares or puzzles. But the things she does see now and then, they come to pass. She dreams. She's a dreamer.

this was the funniest tag the rest of you can go home

Taylor Swift, Say Don't Go (From The Vault)

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

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The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

I think you meant to say that this is one of the best games of all time

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

"I love you, it's ruining my life."

Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.

I was listening to the Chicago soundtrack again and had to draw Caine saying this quote from Roxie.