Sunshine

Starscream is probably the funniest Transformers character to keep turning out to be effectively immortal. Megatron at least has a cult kind of thing going on and his body being reused as a powerful weapon of war by other villains also tracks. And divine intervention via the Matrix and also the narrative (toy sales) deeming him the Main Character won't fucking let Optimus Prime die and stay dead. Starscream apparently just exists to be a pathetic thorn in everyone's side.

@kenikfc: #(starscream being immortal is one of the things that makes him one of my favorite characters) #(there are MANY things; but the fact that he can be just as aggravating in death is one of them) #<- prev tags #the fact that literally no one (usually including starscream himself!) knows he’s immortal always does it for me too. peak #coupled w the irony of him being the “talent-less” one in the trine while skywarp and thundercracker having crazy powerful outliers #the fact that he was just your standard cold construct (I STAND BY THIS.) #and rose to become SIC of the con military without any special tricks or hacks #constantly maneuvering with 110% effort to stay alive and not get killed by his 1000 enemies. only to find out through a freak accident tha #he’s probably functionally immortal? and (in my head) the trine scrambling to keep this under wraps as screamer’s secret weapon #while Starscream has to reevaluate everything he’s ever done? bless #cockroach supreme contrary little jet epitome of the decepticon ideal he sucks so bad <3 #transformers #starscream #tf

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