LET'S CAUSE SOME MISCHIEF

guy named brett at the gym: whew I'm really working up a brett

i just learned about a scam in the 1960s where the crux of the scam was filling barrels with water and topping it off with a layer of vegetable oil. so when inspectors opened the barrels they thought it was 100% oil, which the scammer would use as collateral for loans. genius shit

i hate finding out absurdist jokes are actually normal jokes i was just missing context for. way to ruin the fun.. now its lame.. scoffs

Coding should be able to backfire like magic. Some guy in a polo shirt messes up an equation and turns blue. Person in the coffee shop next to you forgets a semicolon and suddenly they're an inch tall and eternally moving left. You get it.

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

you forgot the attacking and violence

I’m having an in of body experience right now

hey guys did you know that a lot of people with ocd DO have symptoms like obsessively cleaning/organizing? did you know that denying these people the right to speak up about their symptoms just because it sounds like plain old ‘perfectionism’ to you and you feel like other people have it way worse just alienates people who are part of our community and shames them for having symptoms that they can’t control that are oftentimes more distressing than you could imagine? did you know that ocd is not a competition? you can dislike non-ocd people trivializing terms all you want, I do to. but it is shameful to group ppl with ocd that may be suffering from their symptoms in with non-ocd ppl just because you feel you may have it worse. happy disability pride month