you can call me jordan or stacy or stacey. i'm 23 yrs. it/its. skelejor drew my header based on my fic dissection. on pinterest i'm genderfluid_archangel, and i write on ao3 as asexual_corelli. religious sideblog is aroace-omnist, politics side blog is solarpunk-powered. i have a few sideblogs, including characters-veiling and urfavisacompulsiveliar.
Check out my fanfiction and original works on Ao3:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
I've posted fanfiction there for Rabbit, Neo Yokio, Onyx Equinox, Goats, Hetalia, Starved, The Feud Trilogy, My Girlfriend Is An Alien, Charlie Parker books, 91 Days, Downton Abbey, Monster High, Ingredients, The Good Place, and Beck Mongolian Chop Squad.
My goal this year is to post at least 48 times. I wanna post EAT, more Neo Yokio, My Girlfriend Is An Alien, more Ingredients. 16/48.
My Bad Things Happen Bingo card – send requests! Have ones for organ theft + bounty on their head so far :
Priority WIPs/Schedule:
In my AO3 drafts - Mictecacihuatl/Coyolxāuhqui getting together, Rabbit Week stuff
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This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.
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My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
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Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!
Rough translation of an interview from after the event:
“[Yuzuru] said he regretted his performance and that he had mixed feelings, regret and happiness for Javier. But 7/8 he felt regret and kept crying. Javier tried to comfort him, but Yuzuru kept crying while repeating ‘I’m not crying, I’m not crying’. Javier told him ‘I won this time but in my heart YOU will always be the champion’. Then Yuzuru said to himself again 'Oh, what a nice person Javier is’. ”
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